42k had sex in houston, texas and they’ll cum with party favors?

“This is Texas,
ain’t got no condom?”…

or whatever Bey said in that song.

more than a few of my favorite new yawkers have swapped bagels for barbecue,
permanently setting up camp in houston, texas.
they rave about the southern charm and no taxes but can’t stand two things:

The traffic
The heat

as you know,
i’ve always had a soft (and warm) spot for those texas wolves:

there’s something about that texas wood…
grain that hits different
but Foxhole,
this morning made my foxhole close up and put a “do not enter” sign.

as fine as they are down there:

Are they handing out STDs like party favors?…

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tyga and travis scott open up a cannes of whoop ass

in my line of business,
major holiday weekends are when all the good drama goes down.

if it’s not political shit then it’s celebrity shit.
for the start this memorial day weekend,
and in “you can’t take us nowhere” news,
i was sent in tyga and travis scott having a full blown brawl at cannes.

this is the alleged footage

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amber rose is voting for trump and her followers will too?

if you would have told me that back in 2009,
a time before we ended up in this weird timeline,
that these two would become complete disappointments

I would have slapped you for slapping me on the ass for calling me Susan.

the day amber rose found her voice was the day her mystique died.
it seems she wants her fame to die even faster because

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andrew tate is an opp to the straights and wants the gays depressed too!

Andrew Tate has me annoyed since I saw his alleged tweet!

andrew has made his legion of inadequate stans hate vixens,
got them out here sexless AF,
and allegedly…

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all the boys want a poly relationship now (ask ne-yo!)

what if you met another male,
who you were 100% into,
but he wanted you to be the second half in his poly relationship

Would you?

what if it was with a male and a vixen?
that would take a vixen being comfortable her manz is bi.
we just fonted about three gays who were in ( x an alleged poly situationship ).
ne-yo is proudly displaying his…

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if we didn’t see this abuse, she would have played victim for social media sympathy

fonting of oversharing,
the following just flew down my twitter tl and had me baffled.

this is the type of shit the regulars are posting on social media nowadays.

An up close and personal look into their toxic ass relationships.

i think some vixens think they can put their paws on menz and they’ll be no reaction.
they are safe because they will be seen as vixens first and abusers last.
elisa jordana,
who use to work for howard stern and looks fuckin’ insane,
decided to record herself abusing some male in her car.

i think he was fed TF up that day…

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