Category: ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!… NO ITS JUST RATCHET

elon musk says slavery was cool beans because everyone did it in history

i won’t even hold you but i didn’t pay attention to elon musk.
i know he was responsible for the self driving cars,
but he was “i don’t know her” as person.
i was forced to know him once he bought twitter.

pours out likka out for the dead bird
Twitter,
many of miss what you use to be.
Maybe one day,
you’ll raise from the dead and be a zombie.

twitter was once one of my favorite sites for news and updates.
elon turned it into a cesspool or hate,
main characters,
and a place to jack off.
elon be fonting just anything on there too.
he is saying we don’t much anything about history with racism…

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sexyy red wants us to know she and the hood love trump!

there are some people we should already know better.
it’s not like they don’t show us who they are.
we just choose not to believe it “until“.

Until… they show their ignorance
Until… they show how uneducated they are
Until… they let their ghetto behavior run wild

rapping she-jackal,
sexyy red,
has been shown us she is that one.
she let us know she is a stan of trump too…

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nicki and cardi’s huzzbands have entered the group chat we are forced to be in

i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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why are ya’ll shocked or stressed that halle bailey is pregnant?

i think it’s in our best interest to stop seeing “the pretty” in someone.
by that,
meaning they should choose “the right thing” because of how they look.
some of us associate attractiveness with purity/common sense.
i don’t know who halle bailey is trying to fool…

…but she looks very pregnant here,
there,
and everywhere.

if she isn’t,
she is eating good off that ariel check.
everyone is stressed and upset that is might be pregnant.
they are saying that her rapper of a jackal,
ddg,
doesn’t deserve her or her eggs.

here is something to consider…

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i wonder if he cleans up his sperm from the backseat of his cop car?

i don’t mess with cops too tough…

…but if i met one that looked like ^this Dominican stallion,
he could do me in the cop car,
on the cop car,
under the cop car,
and through the cop car.

all jokes aside (kinda) but cops are fascinating creatures.
some of them don’t know what to do with their power.
many of them love to cheat with hookers and even their partners.
like ( x these two cops who would have sex loud in their cop car ).
 a jackal in blue named francesco marlett from maryland has no chill.
he was caught boldly having relations with his side-hoe in his backseat…

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mustang get cut by dababy because of dajackals

sometimes,
we have to realize some people never change.
i don’t understand how porn hyrbid,
mustang,
didn’t see the writing on the wall tbh.

When someone shows you who they are; believe them

he went into the dababy video thinking he had a clean slate…

but dajackals got him cut from the video…

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