Category: ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!… NO ITS JUST RATCHET
some of ya’ll HATE beyonce’s kids with a passion

i have been enjoying rumi on stage with her mama and sister.
the joy she has being up there is beautiful to see.
you know what’s not beautiful to see?
Grown adults talking and fonting about Bey’s kids.
i thought kids were off limits?
i was hearing about how blac chyna mama,
tokyo toni,
went off about blue ivy.
people were saying it was bad but Lord have mercy…
latrance battle was in a trance because the penis made her turn into ICE

i knew this would happen.
when ICE started hunting in plain clothes and/or masks,
it would give the jackals and hyenas the idea to do it.
imagine this happening to you:
…and you can’t confirm who these jackals are because anyone could buy this get up.
bad enough,
sometimes they go hunting with face masks on.
i read a story of our first jackal,
who happens to be a she-jackal,
pretended to be an agent of ICE because penis made her lose her mind…
even tops are gonna take a disrespectful pounding with these tariffs

what’s that one lyric from rih?
that is actually a really broad question but it goes like:
“won’t you fucking just rain and get it over with…”
that is how i felt this morning.
i woke up and it was this gloom and doom shit outside.
tbh,
it matched the state of the forest after yesterday…
kanye is out here playing a dangerous game with people’s kids

we’ve all been guilty of talking about someone’s bad ass kid.
the tantrums in restaurants; sticky paws on your furniture.
we’ve all thought it:
“Get your little demon under control.”
…but let’s be clear,
there’s a difference between calling a kid a brat and crossing into dangerous territory.
one is rightful judgment and the other is pure malice.
kanye has sprinted past the line a long time ago.
that jackal is in a whole other town.
last week,
he decided to take a vicious swipe at beyoncé and jay-z’s younger kids:


…using a slur that should’ve ended his career.
he’s now got dj akademiks running PR for his downfall,
spreading the same garbage on a random podcast…
Lawd even the women in atl gotta hop on prep too

Why did we allow Atlanta,
the place that is the mecca for black gays and black excellence,
become the epicenter for HIV?
why did we allow this to happen?
everyone loves to have sex but why did we have to do it so recklessly?
even though this one here gets on my last nerves:

the fact she lives in atl and has to announce she is on prep,
a drug that helps gay males not catch HIV…
will he be making OF content in jail as others before him?

a little file slid onto my desk from an F-BI:
“Locked up in Miami,
ready to be shipped to Atlanta for aggravated assault charges.”
for all of us in the Foxhole who are familiar with this attentionisto-but- jackal in disguise,
this comes is no surprise…
Subscribe to continue reading
Become a paid subscriber to get access to the rest of this post and other exclusive content.




Recent Comments