Category: ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!… NO ITS JUST RATCHET
will he be making OF content in jail as others before him?
a little file slid onto my desk from an F-BI:
“Locked up in Miami,
ready to be shipped to Atlanta for aggravated assault charges.”
for all of us in the Foxhole who are familiar with this attentionisto-but- jackal in disguise,
this comes is no surprise…
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holding it together with duct tape and prayer
How are you doing?
waits for you to font me how you are doing
i get it.
i totally get it.
we are living in strange times and every day,
we get a fresh headline of a new executive order or some other fuck shit.
you start thinking about your job security,
your future,
your past,
and that pesky question:
“How bad is it going to get?”
it’s making it’s way downtown and its walking fast.
i can font things will be fine but honestly:
I don’t know.
i truly don’t know.
here is the truth in full font.
ready?…
the next four years of cars, no planes, and automobiles
i have a fear of flying but i also:
Have a fear of seeing a plane fall out the sky.
this scene in “knock at the cabin” legit terrified me.
spoilers included,
although the movie was terrible:
not to mention the movie,
“flight“:
but,
um,
our new president doing is helping stir the pot of my fears…
so we are cool with that man in the oval office yesterday?
This has been the weirdest and wildest of timelines.
if the history books write about this,and a strong “if” since they want to gut the department of education,
it is going to be a time that america was at its worst.
i have a ton of questions about the owner of X in the oval office.
the first one is…
Continue reading “so we are cool with that man in the oval office yesterday?”Foxhole, i’m starting to think our allies hate us
Gay or straight,
Black or white,
Big or Small,
Slim or thick.
Allies.
there are many people,
we won’t font any names or races,
that suddenly want black folks to stand with them atm.
they want us to become allies,
march,
and sing kumbuya in the streets but…
i want everyone in every country to know this man stank
This is my favorite deodorant.
it doesn’t leave white spots on the armpits of your shirts.
the things we do to go viral should be studied.
compassion out; stone cold pyschopath in.
you never know when you’re going to be recorded to be embarrassed.
not just embarrassed for your school or block…
…but for the entire forests to laugh at you.
i understand someone might not be wearing deodorant and stinkin’ up the joint,
but did the following need to be recorded so the entire planet knew?…
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