Category: CHOOSING VIOLENCE
after beyonce, who’s next?

So,
I cried…
today.
keyword: today.
i wasn’t about to get netflix just to see beyonce perform yesterday.
netflix and i are on bad terms right now,
but that’s another story.
today,
i watched her concert in houston and it was chef’s kiss.
it’s a whole different level when black excellence takes the stage.
bey has been the entire forest in an industry where we’ve had to fight just to plant roots.
yesterday,
she graced her hometown with a special christmas performance at some arena.
something about the nfl…
ya know,
who cares because once bey rode in on her high horse…
there’s some hoes in this box (they want his hose in their box)

There is something sexy about someone in a relationship.
when you look like jon the barber…

…you become even sexier.
jon has recently gotten into a relationship with an equally sexy partner…
but had to tell some of ya’ll to chill TF out…
they might have gotten eggs on their faces

A price hike panic that felt more scrambled than than anything else.
it was interesting to me to see this discussion about the price of eggs.
when i went into the supermarket,
eggs were like 3 to 4 dollars on average.
i like mine “cage free” but during the Rona,
they were like 7 dollars at one point.
after rona,
my grocery bill as a whole became much more affordable.
Imagine my surprise when he started harping on grocery bills like they were sky-high.
this man dog-walked biden/harris for inflation,
built an entire campaign on “lowering costs”...
Trump in October: “This will rapidly drive prices down […] It'll also bring your grocery bill way down.”
Trump now: "It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard." pic.twitter.com/m5sna6e5Fp
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 12, 2024
and now in his “time’s man of the year” interview via the hill…
Continue reading “they might have gotten eggs on their faces” →did andrew schulz fly too close to the comedic sun?

…and I JUST told someone before this happened I thought he was attractive.
Ugh.
I hate when people ruin their attractiveness with foolishness.
late one night,
while tumbling down a rabbit hole of black historical horrors,
i found myself revisiting the disturbing practice of “buck breaking”.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but it was a vile tactic used during slavery.
it was where male slaves were raped by their masters for dominance and emasculation.
fast forward to today,
comedian jackal,
andrew schultz made headlines for what he wanted to do to kendrick lamar.
after kendrick called him out in “wacced out murals” by saying:
“Don’t let no white comedian talk about no Black woman,
that’s law.”
andrew went full…
Continue reading “did andrew schulz fly too close to the comedic sun?” →don’t ever say YMCA is a gay song because it aint!

Allegedly,
i thought YMCA from The Village People was a gay anthem.
I heard that when I was a kid.I literally just asked someone if that song wasn’t associated with gay folks back in the day.
i mean,
allegedly,
the group was dressed like they were going to a circuit party.
it doesn’t help “village” in the group name is the gay mecca in new yawk.
ever since our new president made YMCA his hype track…
the group’s been spiraling and having a hissy fit over the song’s alleged origins.
now,
one of them is even threatening to sue anyone who dares call it a gay anthem…
the new social media murder mystery they’re about to solve

X marks the Fox to the debut of it’s latest murder mystery on Rihanna’s social media,
“Who killed the UnitedHealth CEO?”
trust,
we’re already hooked on episode one.
brian thompson,
the CEO in question,
left his new yawk hotel at 6:46am.
by 7:00am,
he was a headline.
was this a random attack?
from the footage,
which is pretty graphic…




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