LAWD HAVE MERCY TYLER WHY?

^that is what i fonted in “the neighborhood talk” comments.
ya know,
i should have known better.
i have posted some wild shit in The Foxhole.
when i fonted about ( x tyler lepley gettng married to miracle watts ),
i was genuinely happy for them.
have we seen the alleged cheating scandal drop not even a few days after the wedding?
tyler and miracle ain’t even put their bags down from the honeymoon properly,
cause the wild side hoe came out and put all his alleged shit out there…

is everything we eat about to kill us or make us explode from diarrhea?
what TF is even going on?
i was already paranoid over the shit lettuce aka cyclospora.
you know the one that’ll have you ( x camped out in the bathroom )?
ain’t gonna hold you but i order every sandwich/burger without lettuce now.
that might not stop even when they say the coast is clear.
i do like my salads with spinach tho.
did they rope spinach into this shit?
literally?
( x scans this document from FDA )
well some coffee is being recalled for the threat of paralyzing you…

have you ever seen someone in the wild,
thought they were attractive,
and as soon as they opened their mouth or font...

all you could do was go,
“ew.”

that is how i felt with a vixen i saw on “the neighborhood talk” recently.
she went to usher/chris brown’s “best dry hump” dual concert,
but she was acting like she was either sanctified or had a wolf in the audience.

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that back was real straight and the “lean back” was giving,
“yo break stink but i don’t know how to tell you“.
none of that was the case.
she decided to unclasp her fingers and let her inner hood rat do the fonting…

“being nice and peaceful gets you nowhere”.

boy,
don’t i know it.
with all of us,
there are probably two sides (if not more) to soccer baller wolf,
maduka okoye:

one side is the wolf that we want to suck his meat off his pics alone
the other side is the alleged ain’t shit baby daddy

two things can be true at the same time.
we wanna fuck but like a majority of IG baddie wolves,
there is a fed up vixen/fox in the shadows.
maduka’s baby mama,
jelica westhoff,
saw him and cardi on a “lackin’ chemistry” dinner in italy:

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Cardi B and Nigerian soccer star Maduka Okoye are keeping the good times rolling in Italy … sitting side by side for a swanky dinner overlooking a Venice canal. pic.twitter.com/CdAPUpzHq8

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 19, 2026

i’m still not seeing the heat between them.
tbh,
this is the most subdued i’ve ever seen her.
she got up on IG and called him everything but a child of God…

this is when he looked healthy because now…

i really believe someone knew andrew gillum‘s BTS secrets,
set him up,
and that’s how he got exposed.
like a majority of married DL males,
i think he was probably super sloppy.
in my head,
they knew what his weaknesses were and he fell face first in them.
it is pretty easy to ruin folks like this too.
you’d think after what went down with him ( x back in 2020 ).
nah,
that would be too easy because…

jussie smollett like if he can’t play jamal lyon on “empire” anymore,
the least he can do is keep us entertained with a story line.

…and ya know whatttttttttt?

i’ll allow it because shit has been kinda boring.
influencers been doing the most; OF attentionistos been doing the least.
we might need jussie to spice it up for 2026.
when i saw jussie performing at a pride event in harlem:

@stoppfeenin

“woaHOhOhOh” LMFAOOOO

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i said to myself,
i said,
“self:

AT LEAST HE AIN’T STILL DRIVING US BANANAS TALKING ABOUT HIS 2019/GAY TUPAC HATE CRIME.

jussie be like a dog to a bone with that shit.
all of us who been tired of hearing about it:

the last thing i heard was he got engaged to ^that cutie in the above picture.
his name is jabari redd.
come to find out,
that engagement been over and jussie is banging a new alleged prospect…