adrienne bailon always struck me as trying to hard.
she never comes off like it just “happens”.
maybe her face always gives it away or something.
who are her people?
where are her friends?
why is her mama not interested?
her former publicist,
jonathan jaxson,
spilled the alleged beans on her “trying to hard” games.
the following should not be a shocker…

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okay…
so…
season finale already?
didn’t the game just start?
i mean i watched it for blue,
his pecs,
mailk,
blue’s pecs,
and his chocolate gigantic pecs.
did i mention his pecs?
maybe chardonnay.
somewhat keira, jason, and tasha.
but how they just go to season finale after ten episodes.
wasn’t ciara supposed to be a character in this show?
i have a lot of questions,
but i’ll let you watch this season if you didn’t catch up…

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the foxhole sends it prayers out to everyone in oklahoma.
as you know they suffered a devastating blow from a tornado.
well an f-bi sent me a picture of a wolf getting interviewed by cnn.
he wants to let you all know something via his shirt…

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do you remember this story?

x remember this story

well it’s been close to a year since this situation happened.
the homeless man who got eaten has an update for us.
if you have a weak stomach,
i suggest you stop here and watch this:

x those who aren’t about that life

those who are,
proceed…

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remember this?
well how could you forget?
miguel became an instant hit since last night.
they wore that ass out.
every social network had a piece.
all in all,
it was good publicity and everyone knows who he is… for real.
an f-bi just sent me a tweet about our fav,
o-cakes,
allegedly hating on miguel with a sub tweet last night…

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an f-bi sent me this.
i felt it was fitting after the other stories recently posted…

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