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Note To Self: Throw Away Used Condoms Before Maid Finds Them.

i nearly fell asleep,
i was tired as hell,
but i’m glad i didn’t miss it.
i watched being mary jane last night.
wow…
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Jesus Take The Wheel!!!!!

when i tell you i threw up in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!???????
ill be honest and not act like this was my first reaction.
only wshh could conjure up such emotions.
if you have a sensitive stomach,
like i just learned,
please wait for the next entry.
the title of this video:
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Sorry, But You Gave Him Dome Way Before The “Suing” Grace Period.

kevin clash got down on his knees today.
he was saved by time.
i guess it’s back to your respective corners boys.
looks like you won’t be getting on that check you were waiting on…

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Two Vixens; One Dirty Sanchez

well not exactly.
baller wolf,
mark sanchez of the ny jets,
likes to have fun.
he could be drunk off his naked ass.
well an f-bi linked me to just that from a story terez owens posted.
it shows two vixens; one bum…

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Kerry Rhodes Wants To Get You Arrested

my kerry has a new job since being a free agnet.
he’s a bike cop.
yup.
he is writing some mean tickets and takin’ names later.
i kid.
kerry has been low key filming his new web series,
“good cop; bike cop”.
written by tami ferrell,
he just wrapped up a shoot…