i had to post this before i went to bed.
so drake just revealed his new album covers for his album,
“nothing was the same”.
you would never guess what he did…

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aaah the stripper…
okay so you know the deal with this one.
he doesn’t like anyone looking at him.
by anyone i mean foxes, wolves, and hybrids.
so we will follow the rules like the good boys that we are.
so lets try to look at something other than… ya know.
deal?…

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im not too famailar with wentworth miller,
but i do know he was on a show called “prison break”.
well looks like his sexuality isn’t being held captive anymore…

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i always hear people talking about “no sleep!”.
“the grind dont stop!”
“you’ll sleep when you’re dead!”
well this intern did just that…

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king james flexed his muscles the other day.
he was in traffic going to the jay z/jt concert in miami.
well with a wave of his scepter,
he got a police escort that involved him being driven on the wrong side of the street.
well all the miami police folk aren’t feeling his privilege and well…

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i am a fan of john legend,
his music,
and his legend-ary duncan hind.
well he shows us a day in his life compliments of funny or die.
lets just say he lets us all in…

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