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butt cracks, barb, bardi gang, and baggage claim

   Published Date: March 17, 2024  5 Comments on butt cracks, barb, bardi gang, and baggage claim

Foxhole,
we might be off the beaten path.

when i was younger,
i was a little demonic stan for many pop divas.
mariah,
britney,
jlo,
bey.
no one could say anything bad about them or i’d be all in my feelings.
tbh,
i felt like they were speaking my life and pain through their music.
i didn’t have anyone in my life to mentor me so i took to their music and personas.
i feel that is what happens to many gay youth who don’t have any irl mentors.
they’ll fiercely protect these pop divas to show loyalty.
em made a song that created the word,
“stan“.

as much as i fucked with these pop divas,
it never got to the point i wanted to go fight someone tho.
it was never that serious for me.
my motto for life has always been:

I may go up to line,
play around and might do a little dance,
but I try not to cross it.

so there was a stan war between a barb and a cardi(?) stan that went goofy.
it was between @jazmineonika2 and @popsongaesthete…

pause the tape.
so the cardi b stan was feeling himself and:

SHOWED HIS HOUSE AND TOLD FOLKS TO PULL

are we not teaching the youth about online safety anymore?
we just telling all elon twitter to pull up to get to boxing?
what?

okay,
press play.

i heard nicki be eggin’ this one on.
allegedly...

okay,
pause.

WHAT?!?!?!?

what if this fool was met with a shot gun that would blow his ass home to glory?
like…

you know what?
play…

i–

one day,
we gonna font about gay males finding mentors with pop divas who don’t care about them.
i guarantee you that if that scenario went left,
like someone got their life deleted,
the same artists they stan for would separate themselves so fast.
it’s like the proud boys still waiting for trump to pardon them out of prison for jan. 6th.

Where are the parents of the one who took a legit flight out his state?

…cause this is out of control.

lowkey: we neeeeeeeed to bring back shame.

lowkey 2: i need them to get a skin care regiment,
chap stick,
and pants that fit.
this is not cute at all.

5 thoughts on “butt cracks, barb, bardi gang, and baggage claim”

  1. So…we’re going with that this is about stan twitter? Looks to me like one caught a flight to get some D, but the other one is a bottom too and said no thanks.

    Let’s be serious. The gays will shade each other then sex each other.

    And don’t say “No, he’s too big”. Chile I KNOW you see who is giving the most head on Twitter. Big dudes.

    Anygay, the thin one isn’t a top and the bigger one is mad. The end. I’m telling you they will end up dating and this was a publicity stunt and he went to visit his secret boo.

    Do you know how many Nicki fans I have pissed off that threatened me with some sex while forcing me to listen to her music?

  2. Took a flight out to somebody’s house IN ANOTHER STATE??? Oh hell no! How pissed off do you have to be to buy a plane ticket, deal with people and the wait at the airport, do a whole plane ride, go through another airport and take a rideshare/rent transportation just to go pull up on someone, then try to run when they call the popo? Naw son, don’t care how deep the pockets are, that’s too much investment for me. And if I did, ain’t no way I’m leaving there without somebody’s butt getting whooped. At least for the emotional reimbursement. If you gonna commit, then commit. Or better yet, stay out of this mess in the first place.

  3. I know at my big age I’m still childish cuz I HOLLERED at “get some pants that fit”

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