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barbie and her new lady friend are gonna invite us over to the dollhouse for pot roast

   Published Date: January 12, 2021  5 Comments on barbie and her new lady friend are gonna invite us over to the dollhouse for pot roast

barbie.
the legend.
the icon.
the lesbian?
i mean she done had all kinds of jobs and careers.
she was a better president than the one we had for four years.
it was a “what’s next?” on barbie’s list and it seems it’s lesbianism…

listen,
barbie would make a hot lipstick lesbian.


^this was her first girlfriend.
so i guess ken was a beard?
did he know?
i’m sure ken was dabbling with a black g.i. joe on the low.
i can totally see their relationship being open.

this is who “the girlfriend” is modeled after:

good to see barbie trying new things in 2021.
i’m sure the moms who grew up on barbie are about to have a meltdown.
does barbie care?

probably not.

lowkey: i wonder who could play barbie in a live-action movie?

5 thoughts on “barbie and her new lady friend are gonna invite us over to the dollhouse for pot roast”

  2. I mean who can blame her ? Ken has no dick and is a power bottom (word on the street). So she may as well scissor that pussy and good for her

    1. Exactly, Ken had a bigger pussy. GI Joe and them WWE figures kept him happy. The signs were there. Barbie always had girls night and parties, no men were ever there

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