Attention Whores, Torpedo Tits, and Fashionista Boy Toys

kim-kardashian-bikini-6all the @attentionwhores must slowly come to an end.
the “swagg” comes to an end,
the fucks are lost in the mail,
and they become “the use to be” real fast.
when you are a slave to social media,
you always have to keep up appearances.
so kim kardashain has blown up!
she brought her new torpedo tits to paris to join yeezus at givenchy’s show.
what happened to the vixen above?…

tumblr_lrvqvewurp1qebho1ok one word: “moo”.
what the fuck?
i see why she been in hiding.
kim has completely fallen dee fuck off.
yeezus has done what she has done to every baller wolf meet she gets with.
SUCKED THE SWAGG RIGHT OUT HER.
this is what happens when @attentionwhores get with someone more attention hungry than them.
someone who has a bigger personality and don’t give a damn about feelings.
good dick/pussy also helps.
they bow down.

lowkey: i low key feel sorry for kim.
kinda.
getting and procreating with crayzus yeezus must be a nightmare.

orig-21181786that is way too much crazy to be fuckin’ for 18 years.

8 thoughts on “Attention Whores, Torpedo Tits, and Fashionista Boy Toys

  1. ^ lol CTFU she looks like Kristi alley . agree.& im not fealing the ombre hair. I think the black was her signature look& kimmy needs to lose about 15-20 pounds and shell be back fine again

  2. She still has some of that residual baby weight, but even b4 the pregnancy, like Jamari said, Kanye sucked all the swag out of her. He’s tryng to make her his muse and it aint working, He dresses her like shes a 6ft tall super model and she just cant pull off those type of looks, her body type wont allow for it. Notice that for all these years, the fashion industry has always turned its nose up at the Kardashians, except now that Kendal has come of age. They are looked at more as Marni/BCBG type of girls. Those edgy couture looks he puts her in fall flat everytime and she’s been on everyones worst dress list ever since. She needs to go completely in reverse stylewise

  3. What do y’all see? I think Kim looks great. She looks almost the same as she did before pregnancy. All she needs to lose is another 15 pounds.

  4. Its nothing left but the crying. Whew she sho aint Lil Kim, looks like she been hanging around my girl Aretha Franklin as her opening act on the What’s for Lunch Tour. She can always go down south, were the brothers like Fat White Gals, they will be in hog heaven with this big juicy Armenian morsel. Po Kimmie, maybe she is holding out for a Fat Milkshake Weight Loss Contract.

  5. Kimmy Kakes looks like Kirstie Alley.

    Some brothas like those chunky White women, BBWs.

    Don’t think she will ever suffer a dick deficit, not in this lifetime.
    Somebody will be making waves in it.

    Hell, if strong jaw having Khole “Lurch” Kardashian can pull some prime penis there is still hope out there.

  6. I agree.Kim straight looks wide and heavy.I’m surprised because most celebrity moms lose the baby weight like a few weeks after they’ve had the baby.I knew eventually her popularity would fade just like Paris Hilton’s did.The baby kept her popular for awhile.Once everyone got over how stupid her name is, everyone moved on and no one cares.Now it’s all about Lamar Odom being a coke fiend.

    I’m sure they’ll try and forge a scandal with one of the younger sisters seeing an older man or something to keep their name out there and in people’s mouth.

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