all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot to wake my ass up.
that’s all i wanted this afternoon.
i needed that boost because i’m dragging af today.
so i hopped on my phone and hit uber eats.
What is the equivalent of being “hangry” but in need of coffee?
large cold brew iced coffee with almond milk,
toasted almond shot,
extra caramel swirl,
the expresso shot for a boost,
and less ice.
also add: warmed coffee cake muffin on the side.
i’m excited even typing that out.
all comes to 14.66.
when the delivery jackal (and ill get into why he is a jackal) pulls the bag out…
I notice it feels OD light for a bag with an iced coffee in it
i open that shit and it’s just a bag in there.
the bag has a breakfast sandwich in there.
no iced coffee with the extra expresso shot.
i call the delivery jackal with the quickness and he comes back.
i thought my shit was still his bag.
he tells me they give him the wrong order,
but he tells me he is gonna get me my right order.
That was close to an hour ago.
so he straight up lied like a fuckin’ asshole.
i got a refund and some random ass sandwich,
but it def wasn’t what i ordered.
so no iced coffee with the espresso shot or a warmed muffin.
Bad enough this weekend was a straight pool party in ny with all this rain.
Bad enough I gotta order this with my own money with credit.
Bad enough the events and movies I had to go to were all canceled.
i hate everything right now.
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