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all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot…

all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot to wake my ass up.
that’s all i wanted this afternoon.
i needed that boost because i’m dragging af today.
so i hopped on my phone and hit uber eats.

What is the equivalent of being “hangry” but in need of coffee?

i order:

large cold brew iced coffee with almond milk,
toasted almond shot,
extra caramel swirl,
the expresso shot for a boost,
and less ice.

also add: warmed coffee cake muffin on the side.

i’m excited even typing that out.
all comes to 14.66.
when the delivery jackal (and ill get into why he is a jackal) pulls the bag out…

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damn baby slow down, i seriously can’t take it today

nausea.
stomach ache.
throwing up.
jitters.
poopin’ every three seconds.
what?
you know i’m candid.
i realized today that i might be allergic to caffeine
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