“Jennifer Lopez is a beautiful vixen but she isn’t interesting.” – Cousin Hybrid

i don’t think many realize being just pretty,
or handsome.
or dresses well,
or has a well put together social media isn’t interesting.
anyone can be all of those things.
i’ll font about jlo and why she isn’t interesting these days…

When she danced with this hummingbird,
I nearly puked.

i forgot this jlo musical,
“this is me… now“,
came out today on amazon prime.

i had night terrors after what what i was gonna see.
so my thoughts…

when i first sent the clip for the trailer for “this is me now” for jlo new album,
without knowing what was going on,
i thought it was she joining the marvel universe.
she didn’t skimp on the visuals at all…

i like this new song from jlo,
“can’t get enough“.
i listened to it on repeat yesterday because in that moment,
it was something that made me happy.
i choose to overindulge in anything that makes me happy.
message?
the beat sounded really good in my headphones too.
i don’t know but i was into it.
i watched the video and i found myself annoyed with jlo…

jlo has been in the news a lot these last few weeks.
surprisingly,
it’s not “bennifer 2.0” shenanigans.

this actually might be legit.
they are super lowkey these days.

Sidebar: one thing i love.
when she gets into a relationship,
she cleans and upgrades the wolf tf up.
They get her glam squad in the union.
I like when a male gets a full upgrade when he is with someone.
Although,
you can fuck around and make him someone else’s dream too.

anyway,
this documentary of hers on netflix has been all the talk.
her folicles have been on edge over the shakira/superbowl controversy.
( x read it here )
jlo performed at the blue diamond gala last night at dogder’s stadium.
she brought out a special guest for a duet…

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here are two red flags some people don’t ever notice from others.
this is the first one for content creators:

Be careful of people who claim to be cool with you,
but the moment you say something they don’t agree with,
suddenly they turn on you.
They start making shady comments and being lowkey nasty.
I’ve encountered that A LOT in the foxhole.
Folks who are cool with me until I write about something/someone they like.

“And this is why you’re ugly and your mother is dead in hell.”

like,
okay?
this is why it takes me a while to warm up people now.
you gotta prove you’re genuine even if we don’t see eye to eye.
the second thing is:

People who are constantly the victims in a breakup.

ben affleck showed me what a red flag he is when he leaves a relationship via “tmz”…

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