well kinda…
so soulja boy is dropping a lot of dirt since this beef with chris brown.
he exposed chris brown for allegedly being a coke head,
but now he dropped this during a vent tweet session…
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so kyle long,
baller wolf for the chicago bears,
has some thoughts about the whole “ezekiel elliott/snapchat” debacle.
he took to his twitter and said this…
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pre baller wolf turned drafted to the cowboys,
ezekiel elliott,
had everyone talking with his crop top number at the ’16 nfl draft.
the excuse is he wanted to show off his abs.
i don’t mind.
i guess after a celebrating,
he also wanted to beat some easy pussy.
don’t they all?
well he got some alright and it landed on snapchat…
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so this weekend,
the hoes are out in full force in the city.
they got their income tax checks,
hair got did,
make up done,
“cum fuck me” heels have been polished,
long hours of practicing how to perfect fire twerks from youtube videos,
and now its time to secure an 18 year check…
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this is definitely a:

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (17)

now the male hoes have a song.
it’s called “fuck boi”…

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on its first official day of spring,
or the first “damn it’s hot” day,
i decided to get dressed and head out.
let me ask you something, my reader.
you ever got it just right?
your mood is right
you look good.
your outfit looks and fits perfectly.
kicks go perfectly.
well that was me a couple of hours ago…

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