Tag: attentionistos

10155492_859473587397561_3404004787852095281_ni know i am and i won’t apologize for it.
so you know that entry i wrote ( x below )?

well i had a thought about it on my mind for a while.
i guess i’m glad that happened so i could release it.
so ever so often,
some “straight” attentionisto complains of all the male attention he gets.
he wants to have a moment and announce to the world:

“I’M STRAIGHT!
DEAD SERIOUS!”

“ALL THESE GAY PINEAPPLES NEED TO HOP OFF MY PAGE!”

“FUCK THAT GAY SHIT!”

…and so on and so forth.
well here is the issue with that.
some of these insta-attentionistos ain’t straight to begin with.
now not every wolf who takes off his shirt is for “us”,
but some of them can be.
some of the same ones barkin’ got questionable ass DMS.
others who are #mcm have a couple #mcm.
we are so use to the following
(NSFW,
18^,
AND “ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS STRAIGHTS”).

LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

Screen Shot 2015-03-28 at 2.28.47 PMthese days,
the attentionistos come in all shapes and sizes.
some are gay as hell.
others are straight as well.
then there are those that you would assume run in the foxhole,
but are actually married with cubs.
to a vixen.
with an actual vagina.
not post-op.
welp that is mory fofanah.
the married attentionsito with cubs.
i been sniffin’ around his instagram since ( x my entry ) on him and well…

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

Screen Shot 2014-12-24 at 5.01.00 PMi love when the attentionistos put up random sex memes.
look we all like sex here.
vixens better be glad he hints about it.
fuck around and think he is the perfect gentleman,
gets her cooch banged out of alignment (or not),
and never get a phone call returned a day in her life.
no time for that.
so when duba put this up…

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP

Screen Shot 2014-11-04 at 11.01.40 PMITS TIME TO BURN!
welp it looks like herbalife might be burning out.
i know!
shocker much?
what will all the attentionisto’s do?
well the latimes has the “time to get a job” meal plan…

...OR NAH?