I like Tim.
I really do.
He seems so innocent.
I love turning out the innocent ones.
Tim just got signed the New York Jets and his first stop in NY…
…is a Broadway show…
Tim Tebow enjoyed his first evening on the town in New York City as a member of the NY Jets … hitting up Philippe Chow for dinner and catching a performance of “Wicked” on Broadway last night.
According to the NY Daily News, Tebow went backstage after the show to congratulate the cast. He told them it was his first Broadway show.
Tebow was traded to the Jets this week after the Denver Broncos signed legendary quarterback Peyton Manning … making Tebowmania expendable.
I may not have an issue with him…
going too Wicked…
but, he isn’t helping the rumors about him either.
What straight man comes to New York and you go see… Wicked?
Look, if Tim hit me up in the city for his first tour, this is what we woulda did…
We would have went to Time Square and see the hookers on 40th.
Then, go down to the Village and see the “straight married men” cruising in their cars for head.
(Although…. those jeans….in The Village…”zoinks“.)
Lastly, he would have to go to Soho to buy a better outfit (or maybe that would have been the first stop)…
We would have had a good time Tim!