the day the internet crashed because two exes had googly eyes at an award show

one of my favorite movies is “mr and mrs smith“.
you can feel the “we’re fuckin each other good” from brad pitt and angelina jolie.
so the day it was revealed that they got together,
i already knew what time it was.
honestly,
i felt sad for jennifer aniston during that debacle.
rachel green from “friends” has always been cool with me.
it’s crazy how people dragged a wife for getting cheated on and left.
after years of getting dogged out by brad and angelina,
karma finally struck in 2018 when they both got a divorce.
jenn held her head up high and kept doing her.
well i guess she has a forgiving spirit because at the sag awards…

and then this:

the white vixens are having a meltdown.
ya know,
i’m kinda like jenn.
people have hurt me,
and we need to separate,
but i usually heal and move on.
unless you did something real fucked up to me,
i am always pretty cordial with those from my past.
i’ve encountered many wolves i use to talk to and they were always like:

“Damn,
I thought you would’ve an attitude.”

nah homie.
that shit happened in “God knows what year“.
it’s too much energy wasted to be still bitter and angry.

some exes would have told brad a smooth “fuck you“,
but jenn seems to have moved on from that drama.
if they are hooking up again,
shiiiiiiiiiiit…

I’ll allow it.

brad is stilla hunk of burnin’ wolf at his big age.

someone do a welfare check on angie.

lowkey: i gotta watch “the morning show” with jenn.
i heard it’s pretty good.

9 thoughts on “the day the internet crashed because two exes had googly eyes at an award show

  1. Couldn’t be me. I could take you back if you cheated on me. But embarrassing me so publicly. Nah, you get a hug and a “wish you well.”

  2. I’m SCREAMING at Jamari’s entry lines πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nah you most definitely could feel that energy from them. I remember when I first watched it with my family and mom just outright came out and said “they fucking” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ But, on the real Jenn is a better person than I am 😞 I promise you’ll turn into the whole Invisible Man fucking with me.

  3. Listen Jen is better than me, cause baby I hold grudges!

    I’ll see a bitch in the mall & remember she stole crayons from me in Kindergarten and I’ll get HEATED 😑
    I guess that’s the Aries in me πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

  4. I watched the show, I must say it’s pretty good! One of those shows you dnt think you’ll get invested in but then do, and Jen did a great job in her role, so she def deserves the award

    1. ^i really want to check it out.
      i heard it’s really good.
      that’s my rachel from β€œfriends” and i always liked her as an actress.

      is the show done on apple?
      if i get their free trial,
      will i be able to watch all the episodes?

      1. Not sure babes, I was at my cousins binge watching it, my non-technical ass just assumed it was a Netflix show 😩 All these new platforms I honestly cannot keep up!

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