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Matt Lauer Is The Perfect Example of Karma Being So Real

i bet when he took this picture way back when,
he would have slapped you if you foretold his future to him.
oh matt lauer…
he was the talk in my office today.
as soon as i got settled at my desk,
two snow bunnies were talking about someone being fired this morning.
i’ll admit…
i was nosy and trying to figure out “who?”.
as soon as i turned on my computer…
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“I Only Gave Head 4 Times This Year. I’m Safe!”

well you getting more than calcium from giving head.
you might be getting a load of cancer.
so the head hunters out here are more at risk,
they’re saying.
an f-bi sent me an article from “the daily mail”.
it goes on to font…
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Karma Doesn’t Seem To Have Her Foot Off Harvey Weinstein’s Neck Yet

in ones quest for power,
one must be careful not to get drunk on it.
harvey weinstein must be a raging alcoholic then.
he should have known he had no true loyalty.
folks seemed to have been waiting for his downfall.
i ain’t never seen a take down of a snow jackal of this magnitude.
in his current journey towards being a pariah,
they have allegedly ousted him from the academy.
this is what “the huffington post” had to say…
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Mariah Carey Presents “The Final Tragedy of 2016”
it looked like it was going to be an entertaining show.
mariah carey had other plans tho.
so last night on “dick clark’s rockin’ new years eve”,
mariah was the featured performer.
our favorite diva was going to show the rest how it’s supposed to be done.
well she sure showed them something alright.
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When Your Past Tweets Comes Back To Haunt Your Future
animals really need to be careful what they put on their social media.
tweets have a way of coming back and biting you in the ass.
well that is what happened to pre baller wolf,
wendell smallwood.
he just got drafted to the philadelphia eagles,
but he wasn’t feeling philly way back when.
look at what he “had” did via outsports…
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Chris Brown Unleashes The Big Bad Wolf on Tinashe

well damn chris.
no chill?
he isn’t right to drag tinashe across my kitchen floor,
but she shouldn’t have been so passive aggressive.
i don’t really feel sympathy for her.
next time,
stand by your shit and be professional about it.
he added some post points on twitter…
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