can we talk about this scandal?
tyga is just fuckin’ all the way up,
ain’t he?

first: he is playing alleged “rock a bye baby” with kylie jenner.
second: he thought he was beyonce to release a secret album
third: he dyed his hair red to match those big red ass lips
lastly: he gets allegedly outed by a transexual today

like…
“L”s for breakfast,
lunch,
dinner,
and a midnight snack.
so this is what b scott got in an email to pop this scandal right off…

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i remember it like it was yesterday.
i was sitting in my crib,
late at night,
and twitter suddenly went on fire.

“BEYONCE HAS A NEW FUCKIN’ ALBUM ON ITUNES!!!!”

i was like:

“…huh?”

i like to think i’m a foxy entertainment connoisseur.
i’m usually in the loop with artists i give a fuck about.
my foxy senses had no prior alert of a beyonce album.
well sho nuff…
b released an album and went on to sell over a million copies.
tyga…

…tried the same formula and only sold 2,200.
even with a tweet from his under aged friend,
kylie jenner,
the “gold album” still went triple ply wood.
even with production from another honorary kardashian,
kanye west,
the “gold album” still went platinum gum wrapper.
well this was his explanation for the low sales on twitter…
Continue reading “You Can’t Do What Beyonce Can Do” →

happier times?
i know he hasn’t seen this size in years.
well rob kardashian has been eatin’ like its going out of style.
he emerged from his cave for a burger run and looked like this…
Continue reading “Rob Kardashian Ate His Former Self (I Guess He Tastes Good)” →

well its about time.
all that pipe teasing from antm winner,
keith carlos,
and we finally get to see it in the flesh…
allegedly…
(this is nsfw,
18^,
and “not for straight eyes unless curious”)…
Continue reading “Keith Carlos Gets Some Really Big Pipe Leakage” →

beyonce’s facial tells me everything i need to know.
so kanye west had his adidas fashion show tonight in the city.
it explains the seating order.
as you can see,
the nanny must have requested time off so they had to bring north.
all hell broke loose as you can imagine with a cranky cub.
i hope a video soon.
anyway all the real a list showed up to support kanye.
jay,
b,
diddy,
rih,
and anna wintour.
here are some shots from his event…
Continue reading ““Someone Get This Child and The Mother Please” – They All Thought.” →

why did she think this was a brilliant idea?
are her little piggies trying to escape?
like, w -in every- f?
an f-bi sent this to me and i damn near hollered.
i’m so glad i don’t have to deal with that problem.
aren’tyou glad you don’t have to deal with toes hanging over heels?
sheesh.

lowkey: perfect segue to my fox swagg board.
my pinterest board has helped me rework some of my own threads.
im glad i started it because i found some stuff in my sad closet i made work.
thank you for all the repins, likes, follows, and of course support!

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