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i dyed my hair black, yell “aye papi!” during sex, and will be spanish from now on
there was a vixen i knew that fooled TF outta me back in the day.
she had introduced herself to me as “puerto rican“.
she had jet black hair,
always rocked hoop earrings,
spoke in a ghetto spanish accent,
and had a collection of black dick from her hood.
it wasn’t until a mutual friend outed her one day:
“You know she white,
right?”
it shocked TF outta me tbh.
i shoulda known because she hid her parents until i saw a picture.
a foxholer sent me a story about alec balwin’s wife,
“hilaria” baldwin.
allegedly,
she liked spain so much that she decided to be born there.
it all started with this 2013 footage from a david letterman episode that alec was on.
he was talking about his wife’s heritage:
If “the first thing” Hilaria Baldwin told Alec Baldwin is that she’s from Boston, then this is really too cringe ???????? pic.twitter.com/U21rJCsMxY
— potato gay (@brennylen) December 28, 2020
but come to find out…
once you get back to new yawk, you’re gonna be handcuffed until…
they aren’t playing in new yawk with the rona.
we can travel,
but as soon as we get back,
we are literally stalked by the health department and their traveler’s unit.
the pretty vixen mentioned on the podcast that she traveled to cali for thanksgiving.
the health department has been stalking her ever since she got back.
they said if she leaves her spot,
and they catch her,
she will have to pay a 10,000 fine.
so she is literally stuck in his apartment and has a trip to jamaica planned next week.
to check in on her again,
they sent her this text today…
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how to potentially lose your business over a r&b singer’s concert during a pandemic
when you see something like ^this,
you automatically think this is before the rona.
you wouldn’t think,
during a pandemic,
that this wouldn’t be a thing.
THIS WAS LAST SATURDAY NIGHT IN OHIO
foxhole,
you will never believe who was behind it via “nbc news“…
even after a stabbing, terrelle pryor and his girlfriend are your #relationshipgoals
some folks are drawn to each other in relationships,
no matter how toxic they are.
they will create so much drama,
nearly stab each other to death,
call you to vent about how disgusting they are,
scream they are done,
and be on a baecation together while screaming “couple goals” a week later
for your sanity,
they need to be ignored.
ex baller wolf,
terrelle pryor,
seems to be dealing with that with his girlfriend(?),
shayla.
she ( x stabbed him up ) last year…
and the update…
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dailymail is about to the toilet paper stuck to aubrey o’day’s ass
one thing about the media,
if you try to make them out to be liars,
they will prove themselves not to be.
aubrey o’day is in the right pose for ^that picture.
She has the Dailymail on her ass cheeks.
she claims ( x this isn’t here ).
well the folks at dailymail are not with the shits and trying to prove her wrong…
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odell beckham jr might be wit the shits (i mean that exactly how it sounds too)
odell beckham jr might be super nasty in bed.
i’m being dead serious right now too.
now for some,
nasty means doing all kind of freaky shit.
Being tied up
Bringing the entire refrigerator in bed
Dressing up as a baby and being spanked
you know,
the usual shit.
for odell,
that allegedly includes being shitted on as well.
i know.
well celina powell and friends had a discussion about odell’s alleged shitty ways…
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