“nah baby ima pull out…
i promise ima pull out…
*squirt*
shit…”

for some wolves,
in the heat of the moment,
you might let him shoot up in your club.
in other words,
you’ll let him leave you leaking.
okay,
let me rephrase…

He’ll be bustin’ nuts all in ya

for gays,
we have the issue of catching diseases.
for straights,
it’s diseases and bringing about another human.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly has been all up in his alleged side’s stomach.
so much so,
she has allegedly gotten pregnant about three times.
now she’s suing and here’s why via “tmz sports”…
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what are we thinking about omarosa manigault newman these days?
i know she’s on this book tour called “bring them to their knees”…

…but i’m still not buying her “turn on them” shape shifting.
she’s like the husband who beat your ass the night before,
but the next day,
he tries to woo you with a new car to say he’s sorry.
the bruises are still there,
just like omarosa’s past antics are.
yesterday,
she had an appearance on “today” with savvanah guthrie.
it was to promote her new book called,
“unhinged”,
and her accounts of the trump administration.
the interview left me speechless…

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i’m starting to think there is a drug in these forests that’s hard to kick.
what’s it called?
“being an attentionisto“.
it’s like coke.
once you get that first hit,
you keep searching for that same high over and over.
instead of it being snorted up your nose,
it’s the likes and attention that comes with social media.
jon moody seems to have gotten that hit.
ever since he got on “southern charm: new orleans”,
he has been rather extra.
well a foxholer sent me this video he put on his ig…
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so i can’t watch the nba allstar game,
well,
because i have no cable.
i wasn’t really interested in it this year anyway.
one of the vix-bi sent me fergie performing the national anthem.
foxhole…
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after all this fuckin and suckin we do,
when we meet someone we’re 100% attracted to,
we want to show him why we’d would make a good boyfriend.
i mean,
that is the end game,
right?
or,
do you plan on just being a sex addict all your life?
we all want love.
companionship,
and something to finally stick on the wall.
not our inner walls,
but you get the picture.
a vix-bi sent me the following facebook status message.
this is what one vixen would do to keep her wolf satisfied…
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i bet when he took this picture way back when,
he would have slapped you if you foretold his future to him.
oh matt lauer…
he was the talk in my office today.
as soon as i got settled at my desk,
two snow bunnies were talking about someone being fired this morning.
i’ll admit…
i was nosy and trying to figure out “who?”.
as soon as i turned on my computer…
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