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TREY SONGZ OUT HERE ALLEGEDLY TEARIN’ BOOTY HOLES UP

it’s always something with trey songz these days.
all these scandals involving alleged rape…
with this latest scandal on the docket,
he is being sued for 20 mill.
why?
he tore up a vixen’s bootyhole and she is suing via “tmz”…

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ADRIAN PETERSON AND HIS WIFE FIGHTING ON A PLANE WAS A “PRIVATE MISUNDERSTANDING”

he know he can’t be fighting any woman with those biceps of his.
he is strong af.
i use to think nfl baller wolf,
adrian peterson,
was so damn fine.
alas,
like some of the others,
he decided to do a 180 into “wtf”.
( x remember his sex orgy scandal )
( x remember his child abuse scandal )
in his latest drama,
he decided to beat his wife on a plane…

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YOUR 2K WILL BE REFUNDED FOR YOUR ADELE CONCERT (DON’T WORRY)

do you know how much tickets cost for the adele residency in vegas?
i might need you to sit down.
if you’re sitting,
then lay down.
this is a seating and pricing chart for tonight’s show and 4/15/22:

was a bey ticket that high?
i think i paid under 200 for a good seat.
tonight is the first show,
but adele canceled yesterday.
this is why…

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so willy suarez maceo will sell you a house and kill (literally) your shit too?

we never suspect the attractive of being vile.
many of them can slip under the radar with their fucked up ways.
you see how many people give cute folks a pass for being awful to others.
once we gas up someone’s head,
their fuckery knows no bounds.
^so that hyena,
willy suarez maceo,
sells houses in south florida.
he is also an alleged serial killer down in south florida too…

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it’s a rona holiday and most people seem to have gotten a gift

how many people know someone who currently has the rona?

some died; others lived to tell the tale.
with this new ~~omarion~~ omicron variant dancing in these lungs,
it seems more people are catching it at higher rates.
my friends and i been trying to 2-step out that bitch’s way.
i was telling someone today that…

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so much sex that he was blue in the face

blueface is the kind of wolf you would see on your high school basketball team.
he is popular and everyone has a crush on him.
because of him being tall and probably has a nice-sized penis,
he has ran through most of the vixens and probably a few teachers.
in this hyper-sexual era of our lives,
people today have a ton of bodies.
blueface claims he has more than a few bodies in the last 6 months…