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michael sam is blaming the gays for his career going nowhere

i always didn’t understand the point of coming out so publicly.
it’s like you get this massive celebration,
 confetti goes up in the air,
but as soon as the novelty wears off,
it ends up with no one giving a fuck about you.
you learn quickly that your sexuality doesn’t mean you’re a unicorn.
it’s like a celeb who has nothing else to offer.
you’re back to being a regular person who happens to be gay.
well ex baller wolf,
michael sam,
is “that person”.
hes’sblaming the gay community for it as well.
a foxholer sent me the article via “the blaze“…

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Brandon Boykin Probably Tastes Like A Snicker’s Candy Bar Too

i have featured brandon boykin before.
he is fine.
i want him now.
ok.
serious…

i thought his skin looked like nice dark chocolate.
smooth with no flaws.
who knew other teams were calling him a candy bar too…

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