i’m lookin’ like north right now.
remember when kim kardashian use to dress her ass off?
yeah.
she needs to remember also.

lowkey: that creature behind her is ruining her swagg.
his foolishness is all over that outfit.
its like it wants to be a swim suit and a nightie.
they decided to merge the two and see what stuck.
…and then a leather jacket over the shoulders.
i just can’t!

one thing a fox doesn’t do,
is a fox don’t chase.
unless the feelings are mutual,
then you can put on your running shoes…
anything less than that is dead and goes on the shoe rack.
so i’ve been communicating with the snow model wolf i met at #nyfw…
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so colored contacts sales will be up?
well i guess this is positive news.
i think.
so it looks like some idiot kind person is about to pay jeremy meeks.
no not some old jackal for sexual favors silly.
jeremy may get an alleged check for looking like a “hot gangsta”…
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soooooooooo…
we doing sexual shit in broad daylight now?
oh ok…
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in wtf news of the day…
what would possess august alsina to post ^this on instagram?
it has me absolutely confused.
then he gonna use this as his status to describe it…
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white hooker boots?
  terrible dancing?
people looking and judging?
what is happening to arianna grande this era?
i know they want her to be the next “mariah carey“.
at least focused on mariah’s voice before she went “full fledged hoe” on our asses.
as you know,
i loved arianna’s first album.
i thought it was a well put together feel good pop album.
arianna’s recent performance at iheartmusic music awards tho…
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