ive been on my ass all day.
i’m tired,
feelin lazy,
and making sure my resume is on point.
well one of my favorite vix-bi sent me a video and told me “WATCH NOW”.
i had to post this #newnigger shit…
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don’t you like wrestler wolves in those tight stretch wrestling pants?
  lycra fabric been known show a slow cooking sausage.
well this faceless wrestler wolf for unc-pembroke wanted to show us just how he cooked his meat.
hope this video works…

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my worst fear realized.
so i’m in the crib this morning,
washing dishes,
listening to the word from dallas.
i look and see this thing curled up in the drain.
at first i thought it may have been a tea bag or something.
nope.
it was a dead mouse.
yup.
dropped all the shit and ran out the kitchen.
i stayed in my bedroom for practically the entire afternoon.
i wanted to come write something about introverts,
but i couldn’t even get my mind right to focus.
funny enough,
i kept having these visions a mouse was in my crib.
there was no mouse droppings anywhere.
no sign of anything.
i just had a feeling something may be in my apartment.
well i was right.
and i fucking flipped.
i went and asked my neighbor’s mama if she could come get it.
#noshame
#wasinbitchmode
#menahcurr
she was nice enough to get it.
i haven’t seen a mouse in here in years.
one came in through a crack in my closet a couple years ago.
got that fixed.
now we dying in my drain?
how the fuck it got in my sink?
i don’t leave food anywhere.
i put all my scraps in a bag for the freezer.
i leave nothing out.
empty trash regularly.
how in every bit of mickey mouse fuck….?
i can’t and will not.
dead ass i was about to move.
i wasn’t even playing.

tlc,
minus the old l,
is dead wrong for this one.
first they took left eye off the remix for waterfalls.
i looked past it.
now they replaced left eye with…

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well alright nicki nicki.
this is what i like to see.
i also have questions about his thoughts as well,
but she went straight to the source…

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when i tell you i threw up in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!???????
ill be honest and not act like this was my first reaction.
only wshh could conjure up such emotions.
if you have a sensitive stomach,
like i just learned,
please wait for the next entry.
the title of this video:
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