eric dodds and johntae collier wear the absence of memory well

as we are all enjoying our freedom of summer 23,
or just appreciating being able to be outside in general,
two attentionistos are preparing for their long journeys ahead as jailbirds.
the days of kissy faces and twitter updates are gone.

It’s now getting comfy and cozy within the confines of prison

 new photos of eric dodds and johntae collier,
formerly of eandjgang,
has popped up.
this is their new normal

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some black folks get very angry when they aren’t invited within white spaces

some black folks can’t function without being invited to white spaces.
we have our own spaces but when we see white folks doing them,
enjoying their spaces and there are no black people on site,
it’s all of this outrage on social media.
kristen bell had dinner for her closest celebrity friends.
some black folks were mad af at the picture posted

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the demon jackal who would benefit off me when i died

a few minutes ago,
i spoke with the company about my mother’s life insurance policy.
i get letters that there are only 100 dollars in there.
right now,
i’m going through a serious struggle and need to pay off some bills.
asap.
it won’t be enough but at least it will pay off one important bill.
so i called to withdraw and close the account.
they asked me a ton of questions to confirm my identity.
when it came to confirm who i have listed as my beneficiary,
i named my sister because (at the time) that was obvious.

“Nope,
that isn’t it.”

so i’m like wtf?
i go down a list of names in my family and nothing.
i found out who would get the money in there if i passed…

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the gays waited for pride month to end to send in their divorce papers

billy porter and adam smith.
ricky martin and jwan yosef.
 2 gay marriages.
6 years between both marriages.
2023 is when they both met their end.
i guess they waited for pride month to be over.
i don’t really pay much attention to billy outside of pose tbh.
ricky and jwan looked like they had amazing sex tbh.

 

when i saw recent pictures of ricky,
even tho this is a sexy couple,
i said to myself that his eyes looked really sad.
i wonder if they were open like a majority of gay relationships/marriages?

unfortunately…

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keke palmer’s baby daddy, darius jackson, is still being roasted over a high flame.

all he had to do was sit down,
be light skin,
and don’t touch anything.
does he even have a job other than working keke palmer?

the internet knows before these vixens do.
i think they do too but their baby fever clouds their judgment.
when someone is trash but we are in love or dickmatized,
we always miss or ignore the signs.
it rarely has anything to do with jealousy or being a hater:

People can see the bigger picture than what is being presented. 

 keke palmer’s baby daddy,
darius jackson (brother of dro from insecure/sarunas jackson)

…has been on the grill for the last few days.
it all started because he needed to start typing about keke on his twitter

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blueface just wanted to know if his son was happy.

if only we lived in a society that let people know:

“You don’t need to have kids.
Why?
You are gonna be a horrible parent.”

…and it’s okay to admit that truth.
more people need to be honest.
we don’t need you to have any children.
someone should have been honest with “rapper turned reality”,
blueface.

having random kids should not be anyone’s fallback career.
blueface asked his young son:

“Are you gay?”

because…

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