it ends with lawsuits and possible gossip girl revivals

God,
what a way to shred your iconic character.

this entire press tour for that movie is when i said:

serena,
have you gone mad?

this movie is about DV and you’re grifting hair products.
not only that,
she had drinks including one named after the DV character.
that location share shit was what sealed the deal for me too.
it sounded so unserious.

so if some shit was to go down about my last living situation,
and i had to give up my phone,
the police would see:

that shit was a hot topic in my text messages with various people.

not only that,
i had documents saved and conversations recorded.
last night,
i went down the deep dive of blake lively/justin baldoni drama.
won’t even hold you but i read a majority of the texts,
watched videos of people covering the case,
and everything is a big yikes but i do have a question

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we hooked up, we were amazing in bed, and he blocked me after (halp!)

this whole culture of:

“we hooked up and now i blocked you on grindr/jack’d/sniffies/whatever else”…

…Foxhole,
i keep fonting that this current hook up culture is for the morons.
i see why so many of us are single and the straights of gen z are sexless.
we claim we want to be in relationships but we meet potentials but fuck first; ask questions later.
so because we didn’t communicate what we actually wanted,
we default to the block on where we met em.
not even because it was scary or weird either.
just someone who found us attractive and wanted to know more after.
yup!
that’ll teach em!

like,
really think about it:

we are blocking people after one hook up,
even if the connection went really well.

are we stupid?

i saw a post on reddit and felt empathy over the situation.
it went like this

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alexander skarsgård said i hope ya’ll didn’t get too attached to that “bi” thing

is this an example of what the people say is “queer baiting”?

when a acting wolf does/says a bunch of sus shit during movie press time,
especially when the movie has them as a “gay”,
but as soon as promo is over:

“I AIN’T GAY!
SEE!
LOOK AT MY PRETTY LADY!”

SEE!
AIN’T SHE PRETTY!”

someone ends up pregnant because that solidifies the straightness.

alexander skarsgård saw that after “pillion“,
the gays were getting too rabid for his swedish meats.
he put said this once we watched “pillion”…

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rih’s social media revealed cole walliser may just be “the b*tch” too

i don’t know WHY people’s default is “the bitch“.
your default should always be “kind” UNTIL you are taken there.
i always font this to The Foxhole.
some people just want to be a “the bitch” for the sake of being “the bitch”.

i believe “the bitch” should always be a surprise for those who try you.

everyone was talking/fonting about how jlo was rude to cole walliser,
the director of the glambot at the golden globes and oscars.

@enews

We’re going to be up all night thinking about how good Jennifer Lopez looked at the #GoldenGlobes Glambot. 🤩 #AwardsSeason

♬ original sound – E! News

jlo has been allegedly been called out for her rudeness for years.
this ain’t brand new information about her.
cole decided to come to her defense:

@colewalliser

Is this tea or just me talking about work??

♬ original sound – Cole Walliser

…BUT guess what cole?
i think someone needs to come to your defense caussssssseeeeeeee….
it seems you are allegedly full of rudeness too.
you know rih’s social media comes with receipts…

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delivering my cheeks to @mistamanny_ front door was all i need to do!?

going to someone door,
laying on the floor like you’re at a sex party,
with your tail up in the air might work for some in the past.

that doesn’t mean that works for others.

in my head,
some gay jackals are too horny for their own good.
males in general can be too horny for their own goods

…but when you go out of your way to cause chaos to someone else’s boundaries?

i saw a video where a gay jackal was at @mistamanny_ door,
on the nasty ass ground,
with his tail up in the air for a package to be put inside it…

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are we gonna be shocked if marshall price goes full power fox?

i’m not even gonna hold you but:

he is getting his paws wet to go full power FOX on us

i mean,
i’m Foxhole old enough to know ( x how he started ).

so when i saw ^that,
i asked “what in the forests is going on?“.
the F-BI hit me up in droves with an update and allegedly…

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