snakes.
in our forests can lie many snakes.
some are bold with their colors; others blend into the background.
sometimes,
you never see the snake in the grass until it bites you.
it’s the “they won’t ever do that to me” that fucks people up.

They were a snake to others,
but you thought you were immune to getting bit?

hmm.
one of my home-wolves got bitten by a snake in his garden yesterday.
it’s the size of the bite for me tho…

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the hermes birkin bag.
it is an item of luxury.
i remember hearing about this bag on an episode of “sex and the city“:

a birkin can range from 40k to 500k.
i hear it doesn’t lose value depending on the condition you keep it in.
birkins became the top topic on social media this week because of saweetie.
she said ( x send your wolf back to streets ) if he doesn’t buy you a birkin or pay your bills.
this is her new song with jhene aiko called “back to the streets“:

i shared the same sentiments as kayla nicole jones on her ig via “the shade room”…

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i wonder what grandy glaze’s pre-baller wolf teammates think about this sudden career shift?
it’s really interesting,
tbh.
so everyone wanted it and the foxhole got it.

this is the trailer from the grandy glaze and malik joseph onlyfans collab…

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foxes…

Have you ever campaigned for penis?

you made sure you were in the vicinity of the said wolf so he knows you’re interested.
whether it was on social media,
or in public,
you subtly (or bodly) insert yourself where you know he would be.
it all leads to him inserting himself where your foxhole would be.
the look on your face once the elected official takes his position is one of great joy.
see?…

i was on the campaign trail for a wolf of interest recently,
but he was acting too bizarre for my taste.
it felt like he was campaigning for me tbh,
but something went left and…

ugh.
i feel like bobby lytes was on a full campaign mode for andre marhold‘s gigantic penis.
every time i peeped,
bobby was in the comments on IG making himself known.
he wasn’t low at all.
i guess it worked because andre was all over bobby this weekend.
andre was spotted down in south beach miami…

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trump looks like a turkey with that side profile.
so last night was the final debate between donald trump and joe biden.
biden had a sit down with kamala on how to drag.
trump pulled out his best narcissistic tricks to dominate the conversation.
“i’m the least racist person in this room”…
when trump said that,
i screamed.
all in all,
it was pretty good.
i learned nothing tbh,
but it was a moment in history to witness.
the biggest and best dragging went to the shape-shifting,
aubrey o’day.
she felt some kind of way during the debates and posted this…

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love this match situation they got going on here.
onlyfans star,
malik joseph,
is determined to tag “malik wuz here” on all the popular attentionistos.
he has already dealt with tanksnlove,
lamont johnson,
the ones in secret,
and now grandy glaze.
the foxholers invited me to the sausage party for my morning breakfast today…

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