there was a vixen i knew that fooled TF outta me back in the day.
she had introduced herself to me as “puerto rican“.
she had jet black hair,
always rocked hoop earrings,
spoke in a ghetto spanish accent,
and had a collection of black dick from her hood.
it wasn’t until a mutual friend outed her one day:

“You know she white,
right?”

it shocked TF outta me tbh.
i shoulda known because she hid her parents until i saw a picture.
a foxholer sent me a story about alec balwin’s wife,
“hilaria” baldwin.
allegedly,
she liked spain so much that she decided to be born there.
it all started with this 2013 footage from a david letterman episode that alec was on.
he was talking about his wife’s heritage:

If “the first thing” Hilaria Baldwin told Alec Baldwin is that she’s from Boston, then this is really too cringe ???????? pic.twitter.com/U21rJCsMxY

— potato gay (@brennylen) December 28, 2020

but come to find out…

Continue reading “i dyed my hair black, yell “aye papi!” during sex, and will be spanish from now on” →

tyrese looks like he would be exciting to be married to.
he comes off like the type that will wake up and start ranting about a dream at 4 am.
i could be wrong,
but that is the type of energy he gives me.
you see how he handled that beef with the rock a while back.
( x they have recently kissed and made up )
like that situation,
tyrese decided to give an ig statement on his recent divorce…

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we were cool af or so i thought.
he would come to me for advice and want to chill.
straight.
platonic.
it wasn’t until a vixen hinted i might be gay that it all changed.
suddenly,
it went from us being close to him avoiding me.
he wanted to save his reputation than our friendship.
it hurt because i thought he was my friend.

true story.
that ( x tyler lepley entry ) sort of triggered me.
i’ve lost straight “friends” over rumors of my sexuality.
once someone does a fox hunt on me…

some males don’t want to be guilty by association.
that’s a hurt that many gay males know all too well.
earlier today,
i got a call from scavenger asking me this question:

“Why do people think only gay people are the ones with HIV?”

it was a very “huh?” question,
but i let him know many straights are catching diseases out here too.
he went on to tell me how his home-wolf/jackal feels some kind of way about gay males…

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many americans are not having the merriest of christmas in 2020 right now.
some are unemployed and facing homelessness.
if you have a job right now…

You’re blessed.

so the good news is the dems and repubs agreed to a massive rona relief bill.

bad news is they sent it to trump to sign it and he goes…

Continue reading “your 600 stimmy might be in jeopardy because of your orange manz” →

giving great head is a skill we have to practice on.
giving head is not a dainty job.
you gotta get nasty and be covered in your own slobber by the end of it.

you literally gotta attack the peen with your mouth,
 jerkin’ at the right time,
jerkin’ and suckin’,
while showing no mercy to his sanity.
this attentionista showed us her suck and jerk combo for her onlyfans…

Continue reading “how to jerk and suck at the same time (literally at the same time)” →

there are just some things that you know your parents taught you better.
you do something off and it’s like you could hear them behind you like:

“BOY?!”

nba baller wolf,
anthony davis,
should have heard his parents from wherever they are.
he decided to do this at the bench before his game on friday…

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