can i font ya’ll that i love a:

“Chess and not Checkers type of muthafucka!”

in a forest were everyone has a big mouth,
and have to show everything for views and virals,
i like those who pop out and pull a fast one on pineapples.
it gives cinema.

“Oh you was thinking?
Oh well let me show you.”

all this time,
ya’ll had me thinking sports analyst vixen,
taylor rooks,
was dating jack from “x-twitter”.

and then allegedly,
it was jesse williams.
with that kind of penis jesse got,
i’d think about looking past all that baby mama drama he got going on.
ALL NOPES.
taylor decided to show us who she is really with and MARRIED over the weekend...

let’s font you meet someone and they’re fine.
no actually,
they are:

F-I-ONE

fine with the “i“,
ya’ll click on all kinds of shit.
i mean,
insta-chemistry.
when asked about their political views,
they admit but in fear of being judged:

“Uh, yeah, I voted for our new president and his current administration.”

case in point:

many of the white vixens are not playing with that shit nowadays.
so even tho ya’ll click on so many things,
and they are physically your type,
do you stick around still regardless of who they voted for?
do you leave?
well when laverne cox made this post:

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i was concerned for her hairline how far ya’ll pushed her wig back.
when she explained how she felt after ya’ll played hackey sack with her wig…

Of course,
blame the black male for everything.
Manz hasn’t been president in Lord knows how long and his name stay trending.

like this breaking news at 11:

“Obama is trying to turn all the men gay”

they even saying/fonting that he had an alleged gay experience too.

whenever i hear mass paranoia like this,
i always assume if these folks sons ever came out:

They would kick that child out,
praying to their God to never see him again.

i think opinions like this are so interesting,
especially when many of these people know someone gay.
on michelle’s podcast,
obama said he had a gay professor in college who taught him a lot.
he said that males should have a gay friend and all hell broke loose on rih’s socials…

Heavyweight in more font than one.

i’ve been saying and fonting this for quite some time but it’s is a reminder:

You don’t know who is talking to/fucking who.
It could be straight or even same sex relations.
It doesn’t matter if the person is overweight,
average as hell,
not a work out warrior,
or has been labelled messy/crazy by attentionisto/nista standards.

so whenever i see comments over how two people ended up together or fucked,
especially when one person is sexy or fine,
i often chuckle to myself because we always underestimate others.
the beautiful and “out of my league” animals can be:

Vulnerable
Lonely
Rebounding
A hoe
Not a hoe

celebs/baller wolves/influencers are dealing with real issues outside of money and luxury.
i always font The Foxhole of the power of emotionally wrapping someone up.

we would assume azealia banks would be a red flag attentionista but we’ll be surprised.
i bet she has bagged some real heavyweights in secret.
fonting of heavy weights,
one allegedly sent her his pipe leakage and she did what we expected her to do.
leak the shits…

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when i read in the “big beautiful bill” that:

ICE’s budget to $30 billion annually,
while the FBI faces a $545 million cut to $10.1 billion.
They will be more powerful and there’s nothing we can do about it.

ICE will be probably be the new police force,
which if that is the case…

i’m “millennial” enough to remember hurricane katrina in 2025.
Lord have mercy,
that shit was brutal.
i’ll never forget the pic i saw of all the dead black bodies in the water.
it wasn’t like 2 or 3; it was like over 100 black bodies floating in the water.
that coverage was on CNN all day and i just remember crying all the time.
i have a friend that lived there and i was PANICKED.
she went unreachable and i thought they were in the superdome.
if you were there,
you know what was happening in the superdome.
thank GOD she and her family took no chanced and left NOLA before katrina hit.

I’ll never forget how that was handled and caused this iconic moment:

in 2025,
in a reminiscent political climate in 2005,
there has been bad floods in texas.

Sidebar: isn’t it interesting how history repeats itself?

dr. christina b. propst,
a pediatrician,
was fired because she posted this…