brava,
gabriella,
brava!
she did what every hoe dreams of doing.
they can’t be fuckin and suckin’ forever.

i’ve learned something in life:

some people gotta be embarrassed for them to truly learn.

this is why i stopped wasting my energy on those types.
it’s like they enjoy looking like idiots so bet.
shannon sharpe is a masterclass and the perfect example of…

sometimes,
i ask myself:
what forest am i living in right now?
it’s seems like a combo platter of:

a) a dream
b) a whole other timeline
c) hell
d) God’s new vision for the unserious
e) all of the above

absolutely nothing makes sense anymore.
tbh,
i don’t nothing will ever be the same.
we are too far down this circus to come out the other side.
remember ^that vixen up there?
she is the one that put the gorilla glue in her hair?

her name is tessa and because we are in the forest of the unserious,
she is going to star in a movie about,
well…

i know that title is crazy but this is the Foxhole.
keep your boxers/pannies in a bunch at the door.

there is a saying that says,
“the bold move will empower your best self to shine.”
that is true but may not work when you want to suck someone’s dick.
some of us forget that not all of us react the same to hoeness with boldness.
for some males,
it takes no skill to get their dicks in you because they are for the forests…

…but even those for the forests have standards too.

there are many instances where you gotta play it cool with the dack you want.
this requires you to observe and understand your prey,
which many of don’t because we can be self absorbed.
so when this bold hoe advertised how desperately they wanted to suck duke dennis’s dick…

can i font ya’ll that i love a:

“Chess and not Checkers type of muthafucka!”

in a forest were everyone has a big mouth,
and have to show everything for views and virals,
i like those who pop out and pull a fast one on pineapples.
it gives cinema.

“Oh you was thinking?
Oh well let me show you.”

all this time,
ya’ll had me thinking sports analyst vixen,
taylor rooks,
was dating jack from “x-twitter”.

and then allegedly,
it was jesse williams.
with that kind of penis jesse got,
i’d think about looking past all that baby mama drama he got going on.
ALL NOPES.
taylor decided to show us who she is really with and MARRIED over the weekend...

let’s font you meet someone and they’re fine.
no actually,
they are:

F-I-ONE

fine with the “i“,
ya’ll click on all kinds of shit.
i mean,
insta-chemistry.
when asked about their political views,
they admit but in fear of being judged:

“Uh, yeah, I voted for our new president and his current administration.”

case in point:

many of the white vixens are not playing with that shit nowadays.
so even tho ya’ll click on so many things,
and they are physically your type,
do you stick around still regardless of who they voted for?
do you leave?
well when laverne cox made this post:

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i was concerned for her hairline how far ya’ll pushed her wig back.
when she explained how she felt after ya’ll played hackey sack with her wig…

Of course,
blame the black male for everything.
Manz hasn’t been president in Lord knows how long and his name stay trending.

like this breaking news at 11:

“Obama is trying to turn all the men gay”

they even saying/fonting that he had an alleged gay experience too.

whenever i hear mass paranoia like this,
i always assume if these folks sons ever came out:

They would kick that child out,
praying to their God to never see him again.

i think opinions like this are so interesting,
especially when many of these people know someone gay.
on michelle’s podcast,
obama said he had a gay professor in college who taught him a lot.
he said that males should have a gay friend and all hell broke loose on rih’s socials…