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kemah siverand shows us that WAP might cum in a whole different box

thank God he cut his hair
so i’ve come to realize that WAP means different things for different people.
you thought it came from a big chested,
rotund cheeked,
filtered ig baddie.
hell i could have that WAB for a dude.
nah.
WAP could literally come from jan brady.
allegedly,
this is who ex-rookie for the seahawks,
kemah siverand,
jeopardized his nfl career for…

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nfl rookie, kemah siverand, risked it all for the WAP (it better be the wettest because…)

they tell these baller wolves:

“Don’t bring no one into the NBA/NFL Bubbles”

…but do some of them listen?
nope.
the WAP continues to bring down males one day at a time.
kemah siverand is a rookie who was drafted to the seattle seahawks.
right now,
he is on the next thing smoking back to his crib.
why?…
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safaree raps about how good his jamaican beef patty is inside the wap

you knew a remix to “wap” was coming.
did you even have to wonder?
safaree,
cardi’s lhhny castmate,
took his jamaican beef patty in the booth with his version called:

b.a.d reflix.
well…
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cardi b explains why kylie jenner had “wap” to be in the video

when anything becomes hype af for hypebeasts all across these forests,
i tend to ignore it until it’s regular.
i’m funny like that.
savage” by megan thee stallion is one song i had on ignore until recently.
it seems like “wap” is about to be on that same wave.
i’m about tired of hearing all the issues about this catchy/good/borderline basic song/video.
everyone is upset that kylie jenner made an appearance within the video.
ya’ll was so mad,
(  x a petition was made ) to have her removed.
it’s NEVER that serious tbh.
well everyone has been fuming as to why kylie was even in the video.
cardi made a statement on twitter…
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shame you for not liking the “wap” video! (shame *clap* on *clap* you *clap*)

can i ask a question for the foxhole?
this isn’t directed at anyone in particular,
but Lord knows my social media timelines are flooded.
(there is a joke about this entry and flooded somewhere).
last night i had to sign off twitter because it was too much.
as you know,
cardi b came out with “wap” with megan thee stallion.
it’s been getting a ton of mixed reviews.
my thing is this
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so everyone has WAP right now because of this video (cardi b x megan thee stallion)

when i saw this picture,
i thought it was gonna be a hair collab tbh.
cardi b hasn’t pushed out anything in a minute.
megan thee stallion just released something so i thought she was on bed rest.
nope!
it’s a collab between them for “wap (wet ass [pussy)“.
they debuted thee song and video today.
well…
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