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There Was An Accident on #HAHN

promo-own-hhn-cast-1-949x534…and it is with tyler perry.
so one of my home vixens called me today:

“tyler perry ain’t writing good”

now i didn’t get to watch “haves and have nots” last night,
since i usually save that for my binging,
but i was almost scared to ask that happened.
so…

oh,
and below contains potential spoilers

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I’m A Simple Bitch

verionainroom_zps761d8940um…
did chicago ronni not have a psychotic break last night on #hahn?
how she just gonna tear up that restaurant like that?
and then gonna walk out like a triple OG:

“DON’T TOUCH ME!”

lol
pure comedy.

lowkey: mad she gonna burn up her house next week.
david didn’t know he was gonna be in it.
like…
you don’t destroy ya own shit.
so when is she gonna cut this out and smash quincy?
i bet SHE will work him completely out.

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(Gay?) Keep Having Sex With Females Until It Becomes You

carridefromhellive been wanting to talk about “the haves and have nots” all day.
i even wrote out my thoughts in an evernote on the way to work.
so last night was a powerful scene between veronica and jeffrey.
veronica decided to verbally abuse jeffrey about her constant fears that he is gay.
well she needs to be scared then.
he admitted he had sex with that vixen and hated it.
in a twist of fate,
she told him to “keep on fuckin’ females until he liked it”.
“mother of the year award” goes to…
i nearly threw up…
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I THOUGHT WYATT WAS GOING TO PUNCH THE SOUL OUT OF JEFFERY…

oklol2DID ANYONE SEE THIS WEEK’S EPISODE?!?!?!
this whole week i been church steppin’ to good tv.
ya’ll…
i was so scared for jeffery.
i really thought he was about to get a smooth tiger uppercut by wyatt.

tumblr_lxz8xiG6BK1qby53lo1_400…then #boogat,
jeffery decided to “hole in one” on his head.
veronica as usual played her position well.
i’m really starting to like that chick.
and benny
my boo benny
i would have been waiting to get that “fresh out of jail” glory peen.
thought on this week episode???

x link for those who didn’t watch

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TELL THAT BITCH 9 IS THE NEW 1.

jeffrey_havesJEFFERY IS SUCH A CREEP!!!!!!
did ya’ll see that sly hug on the couch????
then he gonna slip up and confessed wanting to sleep with wyatt.
wyatt nearly went to raggin n taggin that ass.
jeffery is officially now “single black queen”.
he better go get that chick’s phone and throw it in a lake.
veronica was the real beast.
that speech she gave david tho…
she nearly ripped david’s head off and rode through the town with it on a spike.
next week looks like it’s going to get it poppington.
please tell me someone watched it last night?
if not:

x watch it here now now now

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lowkey: benny.
benny.
benny.
tyler lepley makes my foxi senses buzz a little.
i could be wrong tho.

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Why Didn’t God Line Things Up For You?

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that shut hannah up didn’t it?
i’m starting to think this show is a soap opera.
tyler perry finally has my attention.
i just got finished watching the last “haves and haves not“.
powerful episode.
spoilers below.

x watch here if you haven’t watched

my thoughts…

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