…buuuuuuuuuut on the flip side,
i’m glad i don’t fit it because it has worked in my favor.
see here is the thing.

While everyone is following The Idiots around,
I get to move like a fox in the shadows.

i watch the idiots fuckin’ up and learn from their mistakes.
i saw how they desperately want to get in the hen house.
they go through the front; i go through the back.
my advice to everyone who doesn’t fit…

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vibe is back????
shit.
so i know everyone is trying to decipher “us”,
but this scene starring “thighs” with winston duke…
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“just because something is weird,
that doesn’t mean it’s good…” – the pretty vixen

she was not with it.
me on the other paw...
so you know,
ever since i saw the trailer for “us” when it debuted,
i was ready for jordan peele to flip me on head.
after seeing the greatness that was “get out”,
i thought i’d be in for a treat.
foxhole…

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as a director,
jordan peele challenges you to explore the layers of his work.
ya’ll know how obsessed i was with “get out” after i watched it.
i was scared af of white people and you couldn’t pay me to go upstate again.

after i watched that movie,
i found out there were so many easter eggs within it.
i had to go on a full investigation which scared me even more.
i suspect his latest movie,
“us”,
is about to have us scared of ourselves.
so the trailer debuted today,
which stars lupita nyong’o and winston duke,
and well…
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i was actually shocked where new yawk was on this list.
jersey too.
so the cdc has updated it’s current list for our review.
“which forests have the most sexual diseases“.
where does your forest stand?…

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last night i was tired.
i fell asleep at like 830pm.
i missed “empire” so you know it was serious.
well i had to finish that “us” essay for karaoke.
i ended up writing it,
but falling asleep before i could send it.
she let me write more than 100 words so i kinda went in…
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