Oh no!
Queen Bey has canceled her much-hyped announcement.

today was supposed to be the day beyonce broke the internet again.
instead of becoming a trend,
she did the unthinkable…

i’m not the biggest chelsea handler fan but Jesus Christ.
there are some people who do not want kids.
its a personal choice because they don’t desire to be parents.
that is totally fine and a personal decision.
chelsea handler made this video:

Just another day. pic.twitter.com/Bf4cdBqunG

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 10, 2023

why does this sound like the day as a gay male?
the angry white jackals decided to eat her alive tho…

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i had a nasty headache yesterday,
plus been waking up to some weird ass anxiety,
i took a sick day,
but i woke up today to ^this foxmail.
this lurker is very angry over my entry in regards to ( x atl tayh ).

let’s make ^that into a message,
shall we?…

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i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee french fries.
i’m not really a “dipping sauce” fox tbh.
i like eating french fries plain.
i know,
what a monster i am.
i guess a mayo + ketchup mix if i’m feeling frisky.

i haven’t been down in manhattan in a while to check out bel fries,
a restaurant that specializes in belguim street fries.
they charge 1.75 for extra dipping sauces.
these three she-hyenas flipped tf out and trashed the joint…

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i don’t understand why people speak on their platforms,
scorch earth with their opinions,
but as soon as the public legit builds a highway up their ass,
they suddenly don’t know how to handle the backlash.
someone recorded a clip of zoie aka @gotdamnzo having a tiny meltdown.
ya’ll got up in them cheeks real deep because you hit them feelings hard…

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most of us have gotten really sensitive in the forests these days.
its gonna get to the point we can’t say a thing.
to me,
it creates a fake way to live but not everyone thinks like me.
rap vixen,
asian doll,
has people upset with something she tweeted.
she went to an indian restaurant and this is what her fingers said…

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