Let Me Put This Underwear With The Skidmarks Back On

sadness just doesn’t go away.
it can be on hold,
but it still lingers in the background.
i can go to the maldives tomorrow,
stay in one of those huts on top the blue water,
and get banged doggy style every night in the ocean…
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We Will Be Seeing More of Trevante Rhodes In His CK Undies Soon

so fun fact.
4 actors who were in moonlight donned calvin klein last night at the oscars.

trevante rhodes
naomie harris
alex hibbert
aston sanders

another fun fact.
take out naomie and add:

mahershala ali

…as the 4 actor wolves who got signed to be ’17 calvin klein models.
a vix-bi directed me to all the shots from the upcoming ads via facebook
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WOLF MEAT: (437)

544aac901361d177ffda7a4ca79bc22bi’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.
the following ispy/wolf meat doesn’t actually feel the draft
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August Alsina Has A Log He Wants You To Ride

Screen Shot 2015-07-03 at 8.47.35 AMso it seems like everyone gets these random “calvin klein” ads.
they aren’t professional photo shoots,
but they are “look at me in my draws”.
like ( x this one ).
well august alsina wants to put his bid in.
i guess this is the perfect entry for “eggplant friday”
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You Can Have Jeremy Inside Your Pants

Screen Shot 2014-12-13 at 8.39.36 PMno seriously.
so remember ( x jeremy )?
he is one of my foto119 alum favs.
i imagine rubbing his arms and bald head in many of my dreams.
le sigh.
alas he is straight,
but i can still have in my pants compliments of apeel
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Usher Wants To Know How You Want Your Eggs? (Fertilized)

Screen Shot 2014-05-24 at 9.25.34 PMusher is such a dilf.
can we call wolves “dilfs”?
well hell…
we callin’ him a dilf here.

so usher won a bet and had to pay up.
if his team member on the voice,
josh kauffman,
won for the season.
so what was the bet?
well usher said he would cook breakfast in his underwear.
well what a coinky dink.
i me my foxhole we was hungry too…
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