Hi, I’m CoochieLana and I’ll Be Your Wolf’s Beard Today!

Im just letting all you Baller Wolves know reading…
That I will be also doing a screening for your beards when you are with me…
Like these two:

I need to like her ass too.

So my Vixens over at Baller Alert came up with a list for other Vixens to become beards.
Something I am all too familiar with when your image needs a cute hoe on your arm…

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I’d Sell My Soul For The Nearest Camera

You ever stop to wonder what happens
to these Wolves/Foxes/Hybrids/and Vixens once they fall off?

You know, the ones who are steadily trying to be online stars.
The ones who think they can rap good because they look good.
The ones who think because they got over 10,000 followers,
that they made it in life.

Is everyone trying to be a star?

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Young Platinum Only Likes His Gay Fans Money

Awwww, it’s just jokes Young P!
You know we love you…
… and all that you offer, charge or not….

Like below…

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Royce, Dez, Updates, and all this Shit Needed For A Therapy Session.

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When Angry Baby Mamas Come With Receipts

Of course, she did WAY too much on Basketball Wives last night.
That scene with them made me roll my eyes…
…and then today, who knew his baby mama was also rolling hers….

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So @NICKIMINAJ Is Over?

… well her Twitter that is.


I do not exactly know what went down,
but she is beefing with her “barbz”.
A Fox sent me an email about it just now,
as I sit here listening to Drake tonight on some REAL chill shit…..

… and it’s over some album snippets tho?

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