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la la anthony is about to be on her freshly divorced hot vixen summer shit

one thing about us cancers:

We will hang on to folks who are no good for us.

in the same breath,
folks who are no good for us love to hang on to us too.
they know we are loyal and some of us can be “nice“.
you’ll know when a cancer is truly fed tf up and over it.
our “move on” can be quiet but the next step is to:

Go inside our shells to sharpen our claws.

la la anthony has tried to hold onto her husband,
carmelo anthony.
even after he had ( x an alleged outside kid ),
la la still stuck by his side.
it seems she is finally done

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is victoria monet about to have twins by the fionest personal trainer on ig?

the “moment” video from victoria monet was a moment.
i mean,
the chemistry is on 1000%:

this is how i was introduced to her.
well,
victoria debuted something else today in the form of pregnancy:

…and word in the forest,
her baby favvah of her twins is…

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why was a 15 year old on your ig live, rhyheim shabazz?

is everyone stepping up to get cancelled during the rona?
sheesh.
porn star,
rhyheim shabazz,
seems to be next on the list.

rhyheim had an interesting ig live last night.
even i said wtf when i saw it fly down my twitter timeline.
now i don’t know much of the context but…
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The Twins Are Allegedly Out and Being Fitted For Their Crowns

well it has happened!
allegedly.
the royal twins have arrived.
beyonce and jay z are the alleged proud parents of healthy twins.
people magazine announced it earlier…
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“That’s Not How Your Twin Brother Did It”

two might just be better than one.
no that isn’t a crop of the same wolf in different outfits.
they are actually twins.
one is named hassan and other is named hussein.
they reside in england and well…
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Beyonce Twins Made People Forget About Their Own

so…
^this is the picture that kept on giving yesterday.
beyonce announced her pregnancy with twins on ig,
and of course,
everyone is related to her.

“i can’t wait to be an uncle!”
“godmommy duties in order!”
“i can’t wait to organize the baby shower!”

i will say i’m a little confused at the theme of the photo shoot.
well she had a ton of UN-released shots via beylite…
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