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why was a 15 year old on your ig live, rhyheim shabazz?

is everyone stepping up to get cancelled during the rona?
sheesh.
porn star,
rhyheim shabazz,
seems to be next on the list.

rhyheim had an interesting ig live last night.
even i said wtf when i saw it fly down my twitter timeline.
now i don’t know much of the context but…
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The Twins Are Allegedly Out and Being Fitted For Their Crowns

well it has happened!
allegedly.
the royal twins have arrived.
beyonce and jay z are the alleged proud parents of healthy twins.
people magazine announced it earlier…
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“That’s Not How Your Twin Brother Did It”

two might just be better than one.
no that isn’t a crop of the same wolf in different outfits.
they are actually twins.
one is named hassan and other is named hussein.
they reside in england and well…
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Beyonce Twins Made People Forget About Their Own

so…
^this is the picture that kept on giving yesterday.
beyonce announced her pregnancy with twins on ig,
and of course,
everyone is related to her.

“i can’t wait to be an uncle!”
“godmommy duties in order!”
“i can’t wait to organize the baby shower!”

i will say i’m a little confused at the theme of the photo shoot.
well she had a ton of UN-released shots via beylite…
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Beyonce Has A Surprise That Will Drop Soon

one thing i’ve learned from beyonce is the art of timing.
i have also learned mystery from her as well.
she knows when to drop albums and news.
she also keeps her celebrity like the old school stars.
she gives us enough,
but keeps something to herself.
well she dropped a bomb on instagram for us…
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MEAT: (513)

tumblr_mzbe20PJTb1qe8nc8o1_400“i wonder how that sausage is looking?”
k michelle is my spirit animal.
maybe i’m hers?
either way i wanna know more about these twins.
tall.
body.
“fuck stupid” looking.
who got the update on the buy one; get one free meat special?
that episode tho….
wasn’t it all kinds of antics?

lowkey: tara and that lil kim circa bad boy outfit tho?
no bueno.

x episode 10