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when two jamaican males get together and one doesn’t make it out alive

i’ve always been told that caribbean males are a little crazy.
i’m from barbados and i can attest to being a smidge of crazy.
the running joke has always been:

Some Jamaican males are mad as a shad!

…which means some of them can take the whole cake of crazy.
i’ve heard the sex can be bomb af,
especially for americans who are not used to all that hip rotating,
but they can be crazy and will make you crazy in the process.
add on being gay and i’m sure that is a whole rollercoaster ride to the pits of hell.
the following is about two gay jamaican males,
but rupert brown:

ended up dying at the hands of his partner’s crazy up in canada…
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they are so in love that they can’t keep their hands off each other

we all know people can be addicted to physical abuse in their relationships.
some see it as love when he/she pops you upside the head.
one of my male bffs is in a abusive relationship and he 110% likes it…

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abuse me, job daddy

 

getting a job is hard enough as it is.
it’s all unnecessary stress,
really.

a resume has to have “certain keywords” in order to be picked
looking for a job is like a full-time job
you may have to go through 5 interviews plus a speed round

after 2 years of interviewing,
you finally land on a job that hopefully pays well.
it’s not until after the initial training honeymoon phase…

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alexa play: “i hate this b*tch”

“i’m tired of this bitch!
no bullshit but i’m about to be single”

that from one of my best home wolves about his relationship.
again.
he called me today to have another vent session about his girl.
this is like the 3rd issue….

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Britney Spears Shows You What “Vocals” Are

what i love about streaming music,
we can listen to so many albums we never gave a chance.
sidebar: the other day i was listening to fiona apple’s album,
“tidal”.

lowkey obsessed.
so i was actually listening to britney’s older discography the other night.
some of her bubblicious pop music has aged terribly,
but even still,
she has a serious catalog of hits.
well,
she turned 36 today.
happy birthday britney!
madonna decided to sing “toxic” for “world’s aids day” yesterday.

“toxic”…
for world’s aids day…
madonna…
i can’t.
britney decided to return the acapella favor with elvis presley’s,
“can’t help falling in love”

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Rob Kardashian Needs Some Milk!

ironically,
he sells ^that hat.
so our big hyena,
rob kardashian,
had a bit of a moment today.
he decided to call out blac chyna on instagram.
i saw her snaps and was wondering what was happening:

good to know it was just a toxic situation over flowing.
so he posted this video on ig with this caption…
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