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So I Guess Chris Brown Isn’t Going To Be In between Your Sheets?

okay how healthy does he look here?
oh hakeem…
err…
i mean chris.
confused him with ( x this one ) for a second.
why must these things happen to you?
well that was chris in court today.
again.
yes.
again.
he was back in court because they revoked his probation.
the foxwire got the full scoop from tmz and well…
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Justin Bieber Has A Big Pipe

…according to his trainer.
i know.
weird.
you will not lie on justin bieber.
that is his legit body in those calvin klein ads.
dammit!
and like a straight wolf,
he is concerned you don’t lie on his big non photoshopped pipe either.
well breatheheavy.com learned you don’t play with bieber…
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Tyrese Is Randomly Random

in very random dating news,
tyrese debuted his new love interest today.
i already know what you are thinking…
trust me.
i’m with you.
anyway on some super duper random shit,
this is who black ty is dating now…
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One Less Lonely Nigger

i didn’t say it!
justin bieber did.
well i don’t know who justin bieber pissed off,
or owes money,
they are coming for his entire existence.
somehow they found a tape of him singing a different twist of one of his songs,
“one less lonely girl”.
“one less lonely nigger” (the remix).
ohhhhh yeah.
he was even singing about joining the kkk.
well i’ll let you hear it for yourself…
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Michael Sam AKA Magic Mike Stripping At The Gay Club

well tmz gets everything.
you know how they do.
they probably got spies in the damn white house.
well they got michael sam stripping.
where?
a gay club of all places for a bunch of older snow bunnies….
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“Are You A “N*gga” or an “African American”?” Asks a Confused TMZ.

i like tmz.
they get all the inside dirt first.
i believe they have spies everywhere.
they’re usually on point and it makes finding articles on the subject a lot easier.
i know that if a scandal breaks,
i’ll head to tmz first.
with that being said,
they REALLY need to use their fuckin’ brains.
who cooked up THAT poll as a brilliant idea????
like seriously…