the rona

how to lose friends and alienate people for thanksgiving

i was all set to head down to brooklyn for thanksgiving.
my home-vixen i use to work with,
one that i haven’t seen in a hot minute,
was throwing a small get-together at her crib.
the issue i was having was how i was getting down there.
she promised me a ride,
but in case that fell through,
i was gonna hop in an uber.

I wasn’t doing MTA at all

we have been watching the rona news carefully.
new yawk has been starting to spike something stupid.
cuomo was talking about gatherings only having 10 people.
well,
she sent me this today…

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and crank dat oooooooh (nfl unemployment line) crank dat oooooh (nfl unemployment line)

they have been trying to bring sports back for the fans during this pandemic,
but some of these baller wolves are dumb.
they just dumb.
many baller wolves have been getting fired on their day-offs for being reckless.
they supposed to be sitting their asses down during the ro-ro,
but you know they can’t do such a thing.
josh hawkins,
who WAS on the practice squad for the carolina panthers,
is going down as another example for 2020.
he was out here,
maskless,
and flexing…

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“honey, make sure you add the rona to our wedding guest list too.”

this is why the rona ain’t going nowhere.
people are selfish and kinda stupid.
i’m a little shocked with brooklyn tbh.
with all the recent spikes down there,
folks down there should know better.
why are folks in bk having a wedding with 10k guests?
yes,
you read right.
10,000 wedding guests…

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trey songz will be right “back home” due to his recent announcement

you know i lust me some tremaine aka trey songz pretty heavy.
he has been kinda laying low,
but in his “blm” and “black love” bag.
tremaine wanted to update us on something else he’s in as well…

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new yawk enjoyed the ro-ro so much, she added more dates for her tour

cuomo tried so hard to keep us in new yawk in line.
folks was starting to believe the ro-ro was over.
they had me believing the rona too.
i knew when folks started getting restless,
they were gonna start traveling to all the covid nests throughout this country.
well…

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trump and the wife got that rona (you can stop laughing now)

why dem heels look like the yeezy 350s?
so i’m up late tonight.
i’m trying to be in bed by 1 am,
but that’s a dub clearly.
i have a lot on my mind and i’m not tired as of yet.
i go to put my phone on the charger and i see headlines about trump and melania…