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“The B and Rih Show” That MTV Had Last Night

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so i wanted to attend the 2016 mtv video music awards last night.
it was in my city and i knew it would be live.
i didn’t get to go due to plans falling through,
but i did watch in full hd and surround sound glory.
the show was really
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How Did Iman Shumpert’s Meat Fit On Her Phone Screen?

Screen Shot 2016-04-13 at 10.14.27 PMi knew ^this baller wolf had a big peen.
you couldn’t tell me nba baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
wasn’t packing that meat.
 #eggplantnofriday
well his baby mama,
teyana taylor,
uploaded a precious moment to her snap.
this also happened…
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Chris Brown Said “Gay Fans What?” (He Got Better Straight Events To Attend)

tumblr_nkcqrmMn3V1rezz7wo1_500i hope the foxhole didn’t pay to see chris brown at atl pride this weekend.
he said “fuck ya’ll” that night.
well he was a no show.
not only that,
he allegedly took the money they paid him.
the ga voice had the story…
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iMan Shumpert’s Body Picks Up Much Better

Screen Shot 2015-01-27 at 12.07.55 AMi like to think iman shumpert‘s face doesn’t “pick up good” in photos.
that’s not a bad thing!
in person,
he is actually really attractive.
i saw him when he first got signed to the knicks in ’11.
i didn’t know who he was,
but he was cute from where i was standing.
well teyana taylor,
his socialite girlfriend and part time singer,
put up this picture allegedly on “eggplant friday” and well…
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Mychal Kendricks Is A Video Hoe

tumblr_nar77vc8V21shbgx3o1_500so “lips ‘n’ eyebrows”,
aka nfl baller wolf mychal kendricks who plays for the eagles,
is now a video hoe.
what do you call a wolf who is the love interest in a video?
a video wolf?
anyway in a shocker i didn’t see coming,
teyana taylor,
released her new music video for “maybe” the other day.
yes you read right.
she recruited mychal kendricks to play her love interest and well…
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Guess Who Colin Kaepernick Maybe Banging This Week?

tumblr_mr8p5erlZF1s3xkxjo1_500no no no.
it ain’t me.

well it wouldn’t be reported period.

anyway our favorite baller wolf exxxotical,
colin kaepernick,
has allegedly hooked up with none other than…
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