Jessica Simpson’s Waist Size Is About To Expand Since Her Father Maybe Gay

her father, joe simpson, supposedly came out the closet.
and right before thanksgiving too?
damn.
she is about to eat that entire table…

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ADRIAN PETERSON: I TALK; YOU LISTEN.

Adrian.
Adrian.
Adrian.

What is this?
You get off of the injured list and go wild?
I feel we need to have a quick pep talk.
Follow me…

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Nicki Got Scared, Shook, Panickin’

“I’m a bad bitch, I’m a cunt
And I’ll kick that hoe, punt”

So Nicki, uh, did you forget to punt last night?

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