i was having a pity party yesterday and someone gave me a present

It is the little things God provides for me.

yesterday,
i decided to host a pity party.
it was raining,
i was tired AF,
one of the Foxholers shared something with me that made me really sad,
and i was emotionally not in the best place.
sometimes,
it’s not a great day for a pity party.
we can’t always be together and posting spiritual captions on our IG.
sometimes,
shit just sucks.
i sent this text to one of my sisters from another:

yes,
i had on adele.
i was already hitting the gas to 100 for maximum depression.

i was happy that i wasn’t the only one throwing a pity party tbh.
so as i was celebrating my pity on my couch,
something told me to check my phone.
when i looked,
i saw that i had a tweet that said…

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onlyfans: jail house edition?

so everyone has an “onlyfans” now.
i’m seeing so many males on ig with one.
i mean,
they’re making over 5k+ a month.
like,
you don’t even have to work.
that’s a lot of bread for just posting nudes and sex clips.
if i’m not seeing sex,
you know i’m not interested.
i’m not paying to see someone take a shower and make breakfast.
well porn star,
team dreads,
managed to go above and beyond for his.
he made some videos of his time in jail.
a foxholer sent me this video and….
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