some folks are speculating about taylor swift and travis kelce’s engagement.
the hinting that it screams PR.
my follow up question to that is…

why would anyone NOT assume this wasn’t PR?

they were both wearing ( x ralph lauren in the engagement shoot ).
let’s be 110…

with certain issues,
i try to remember i have eyes and not live in denial.
i like a lot of taylor swift’s albums but this take has less to do with her.
when travis kelce was with that kayla nicole,
he looked fine AF.
he was always looking tanned,
bright eyed,
and freshly fucked.
i loved the body language with her in past videos:

there was a clip of them on a football field,
her trying to throw the football,
and travis could NOT keep his paws off her ass.
she is walking and his hand was like a honing signal on her ass cheeks.

look,
you could tell he loved fucking her.

this is what i mean by chemistry.
anyhoo,
i saw the recent pictures of travis for GQ and…

When your enemy is making a mistake,
let them.
No need to play savior.

i love for jackals and hyenas doing dumb shit.
every single one (or three) of them who’s tried to come for me?
they may have won a round or two but i always win the war.
that’s the thing with fools:

They only plan a few steps ahead not realizing the future has their own downfall.

fonting of bad moves…

Remember when JD Vance called every vice without kids a “cat lady” at the start of this election?

like,
that’s the insult you’re going with?
it alienated a whole chunk of voters.
taylor swift has owned it,
claiming the childless cat lady title,
and i’m here to font that…

as you know,
or didn’t,
but i’ve always been into taylor swift’s music.
as always,
i have to be honest with The Foxhole:

Her latest album was so boring to me.
I gave it five songs before i had to tap out.
It sounded like one long song and the vibes were off.

as taylor milks the “tortured poets department” for all it’s worth,
the swifties are still lappin’ it up.
she’s re-released the same album 34 times with one or two new tracks,
just to keep other pop gals from stealing the spotlight.
honestly,
it’s a little unfair and definitely shady.
billboard’s counting all these re-releases and keeping her at number one.
here’s all the 34 versions she’s put out…

Chemistry…

you ever met someone and you felt drawn to them?
it was an unexplainable force between you both.
at first,
you genuinely thought that they didn’t like you tbh.
there is a “weird” standoffish energy in the beginning.
you would catch them looking at you tho.
that is the where ya’ll’s story starts.

They can’t keep their eyes off you.
You can’t keep your eyes off them.

you both look at each other like you’re in a trance.
that is the unspoken language.
once the ice melts and you both start feeling comfortable,
you start touching each other in subtle (or not so subtle) ways.

They can’t keep their hands off you.
You can’t keep your hands off them.

you cannot deny chemistry.
this is why most males who are struggling with their sexuality are scared of you.
they know you will have their noses wide open.
so when i saw this video of nfl baller wolf,
travis kelce,
and his ex,
kayla nicole…

samantha jones from sex and the city said it best.

“When you break up with someone,
it becomes a battle of who is gonna die miserably.”

in the battle of taylor swift vs joe alwyn,
her latest breakup gon’ viral,
i’m here to font something i’ve realized:

Taylor Swift may be the one to end up miserable.

joe alwyn,
who is pictured above,
was dragged for ^that picture shortly after the breakup.
while he is looking like he hasn’t slept for weeks,
taylor moved on quickly to matty healy from the band 1975.
she got all her friends to unfollow joe and her stans have gone feral.
she took control of the narrative first as she always does.
joe hasn’t said anything or tried to drag her in the media.
this latest picture of joe leaked and…

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