Chemistry…

you ever met someone and you felt drawn to them?
it was an unexplainable force between you both.
at first,
you genuinely thought that they didn’t like you tbh.
there is a “weird” standoffish energy in the beginning.
you would catch them looking at you tho.
that is the where ya’ll’s story starts.

They can’t keep their eyes off you.
You can’t keep your eyes off them.

you both look at each other like you’re in a trance.
that is the unspoken language.
once the ice melts and you both start feeling comfortable,
you start touching each other in subtle (or not so subtle) ways.

They can’t keep their hands off you.
You can’t keep your hands off them.

you cannot deny chemistry.
this is why most males who are struggling with their sexuality are scared of you.
they know you will have their noses wide open.
so when i saw this video of nfl baller wolf,
travis kelce,
and his ex,
kayla nicole…

samantha jones from sex and the city said it best.

“When you break up with someone,
it becomes a battle of who is gonna die miserably.”

in the battle of taylor swift vs joe alwyn,
her latest breakup gon’ viral,
i’m here to font something i’ve realized:

Taylor Swift may be the one to end up miserable.

joe alwyn,
who is pictured above,
was dragged for ^that picture shortly after the breakup.
while he is looking like he hasn’t slept for weeks,
taylor moved on quickly to matty healy from the band 1975.
she got all her friends to unfollow joe and her stans have gone feral.
she took control of the narrative first as she always does.
joe hasn’t said anything or tried to drag her in the media.
this latest picture of joe leaked and…

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if i consider you a friend,
you can come over my crib and borrow a cup of sugar.

I ain’t gonna be giving no one my kidney.
Friend or not.

francia raisa,
of grownish fame,
learned the hard way with selena gomez,
whom she once considered a friend.
out of the kindness of her heart,
she gave selena her kidney:

only for selena to say…

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He broke your heart.
He broke you.
Now he is in another situation on social media.
They look happy.
You looked happy once upon a time with him too.
So seeing them both,
it has annihilated your self-esteem and worth.

that was me yesterday.
it rocked my world because i was expecting the opposite.
i was expecting him to fuck up another person’s life.
nope.
this one seems different.
so my inner control panel wanted to revert to “old jamari“.
i wanted to lay around,
think about why i’m not worth it,
and compare myself to him(and everyone).
i was about to put on sad music to be an emotional wreck but…

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^that is sexier to me than most wolves out here tbh.
benjamin franklin is such a big dick daddy.
so this recent meme is gaining traction with the folks on twitter.
the question is:

In order to earn 100 million dollars, your birth MONTH plus your BIRTH DATE have to record a number 1 hit. Will you make it?

these are the artists…

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the country is literally about to cave in on itself,
folks is out in these streets dying,
and todrick hall has a cape on for taylor swift.
i saw this video about that leaked phone call between kanye and taylor in 2018:

i’m like…

“Who is watching 20 minutes of that?”

“Didn’t this situation happen about two albums for her?”

her whole “reputation” album was about being an alleged snake by the wests.
kim posted this today with an “@” to taylor…

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