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so my sunday is a whirlwind of diarrhea (how’s yours beloved?)

everything is going to shit on this sunday.
i’m tryin not to put that energy out there,
but it’s been one thing after another.
 i figured i’d vent about it to clear my mind…

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I Turned My Cousin Out (and I Liked It)

tumblr_mp17twgLNQ1spo3yuo1_500i like to think i’m a good influence in a lot of ways.
i also like to think i’m a bad influence just the same.
when i tell people to do something,
or at least try it,
they do it to good results.
its not bragging.
i see the potential in people.
well i turned my cousin out today…
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LAZY (drawz)

tumblr_n3elae0BT31s6csv0o1_500in my drawz.
watching the lakers at the clippers.
no fucks to give.
wishing ^that was in bed with me tho.
yeah.
its a lazy sunday for me.
i’m cummin tho.
i’m cummin.

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Tyler Perry Lays Those Hands On TD Jakes (Can He Lay Hands On Me Next?)

tyler-td-newsso while i was dealing with the funeral arrangements for mickey mouse,
i was watching td jakes church online this morning.
you know i like to get my word from my laptop.
praise jesus!
it was the potter’s house big mega fest weekend and this was the closing sunday service.
  tyler perry was there and he had some interesting stuff to say to the audience,
as well as get in the spirit and well…

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It’s a Wonderful Lie

tumblr_lu8fujQzc81qjd4jfo1_500when keepin it real…
exposes you as a liar.
remember this:

The Game Does A Good Deed Today

well that turned out to be bullshit

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The Game Does A Good Deed Today

i love to read stories like this.

Screen Shot 2013-03-31 at 11.37.00 PMthe game did a good deed today on easter sunday.
i’m actually impressed.
he gave his waiter a really BIG tip from out his pants…

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