i cut my hand open washing a cup earlier.
i must have been washing it too hard or something.
i guess i don’t know my own strength.
see what i did?
all i know is when i saw the blood dripping into the sink,
i just stood there and shook my head.
“what else?”
was i that mad that i broke a cup with my hands?
my day had been a day…

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sitting in my living room,
after an amazing episode of “scandal”,
i like to go down my timeline to see the opinions from the show.
instead i see everyone talking about this new song,
“no new friends”

Yeah, Stay down with my day one niggas, and we in the club screaming
No new friends, no new friends, no new friends, no no new
Still here with my day one niggas, so you hear me say
No new friends, no new friends, no new friends, no no new
I still ride with my day one niggas, I don’t really need
No new friends, no new friends, no new friends, no no new
I stay down from day one I say f-ck all y’all niggas
Except my niggas, f-ck all y’all niggas
Except my niggas, one more time
F-ck all ya’ll niggas, except my niggas
F-ck all ya’ll niggas, stay down from day one so I say

as usual,
black folks cosign bullshit and wonder why they don’t get ahead…

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remember this entry:

Who Woulda Thunk Home Depot Had All Kind of Woods, Drills, and Pipes?

i quickly mentioned how:

… has some fine ass wolves,
hybrids,
and foxes usually working there?
well one of my f-bi who commented in that entry wanted to prove my point…

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just got in a fight?
got stabbed too?
don’t go to the doctor.
make a vblog!.

WARNING.
VERY HAZARDOUS MATERIAL AHEAD

yeah.
you may say “ewwwwww“…

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who remembers bret lockett?
i do.
he use to be a fixture in the foxhole.
i let him change light bulbs with his shirt off.
he had a little scandal with kim kardashian and vanished.
well he is back and just how i like him.
naked…

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i love when people use what they got to get what they want.
i really do.
some people give up the cakes for rent.
others give it up for shoes and bags.
those simpletons will give it up for dinner or mcdonalds.
but this hyena below…
he wants something better.
my great f-bi sent me this and i damn near LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLed…

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