when i was a kid,
my mother bought me a doll.
i think my mother would have been okay with me being gay tbh.
it wasn’t barbie or a baby doll,
but it was def a doll the size of a ninja turtle.
i loved this doll and played with it along with my action figures.

the way i played with toys was usually superhero shit.
the female characters were either fighting or were “damsels to rescue”.
i would create worlds with my imagination,
often times taking boxes and making tanks or battleships.

well,
one day my doll up and disappeared.
anytime my grandmother wasn’t home,
i tore her house down looking for my doll.
at a young age,
i could sense fuck shit so i KNEW she had something to do with it.

when my mother died,
she admitted she tossed it in the trash.

when i tell people this story,
they were always empathetic.
i was also told from many people that incident created trauma too.
the things our parentals did to make sure “we weren’t gay“.
when i see parents like…

auntie viv aka vivica a. fox knows where to get her bread buttered.

half naked wolves taking off their clothes for minds to fill with filth

she knows vixens and foxholers will line up in droves for that.
well she decided to give us what we want.
a show about some “skrippas”.
^that “skrippa”,
who goes by “bolo”,
is one of the many joining her new show called “black magic”.
it will be shown on lifetime and this is the trailer…
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those of you who were devastated you couldn’t watch “chocolate city” in the theaters…
…well guess what?
you are in luck because i have news!…
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when my wolf cums,
we are going to visit many strip clubs across the country.
vixens only.
now don’t get me wrong,
i’d rather fuck a male stripper,
but i like to watch vixens dance.
here is why…
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its about gatdamn time for rihanna to premiere “pour it up”.
how old is this song?
that song goes hard in the “skrip” club.
so i heard.
judging from rihanna’s instagram,
the theme is clearly strippers.
she had a huge audition for strippers and chose nicole “the pole” williams.
you wanna see why?…
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remember him:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsFnXajRjBk]

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNuogJu0UoI]

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEZm5Q3BnwI]

his name is j smoov.
i remember when he released his videos back during myspace.
everyone else then decided to release their inner stripper freakiness.
i hear j smoov got a couple kids with personal late night un-recorded sessions.
well a new couple has decided to start the craze back…

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