I Am In Tears (Faded?)

I did this for the Fox who sent me an email.
He wanted me to throw this up as an entry.
I was not going to, but I felt everyone needed a laugh this early morning.


Ya know…
I have been in and out of studios for the last couple weeks.
I know some people who can hook me up with a hot track if I wanted.
You don’t see me getting my ass on the mic though.
I be TEMPTED to drop a hot 1, 2 for ya’ll asses.
But, the world does not need to hear my classically trained voice.

(cough)

This right here…
Is a hot fucking mess…

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My Inner Hoe Is a Bad Influence on my Life!!!!

We all have an Inner Hoe

… and it seems to always emerge ESPECIALLY in this damn lifestyle!
Although I think some of you hoes lost the battle and just traded places.
I know a few that keep their Inner Hoes contained properly.
Only to let them out when we are about to have sex with their Wolves/the right ones.
Others, however, I have seen keeping theirs in their back pockets or even as their own Gods.
But, what if you aven’t had it in so long that your Inner Hoe is starting to rebel?
Do you find the nearest Bible and repent?
Or, do you keep Inner Hoe in a cage until you meet the right person to let loose on?

How well have you trained your Inner Hoe?

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Turn It Off and Jam It Up Her Ass

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She can’t fuck.
She can’t act.
She can’t dance.
She can’t sing.
She can’t keep a man.

What CAN she do?

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A Smashing Success

Wolves….

I’m talking to my Wolves right now.
Meet me over in Sector 9 of the Foxxhole space craft.

We have to talk.

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